Things that are currently annoying you

Tuesday: Face, meet Tarmac
Thursday: Left Big Toe in 'Sudden Stabbing Pain 2: Electric Boogaloo'
Saturday: 'Pounded in the Butt by my Badly Sunburned Shins', a novel by Chuck 'Ow, Fuck, I Thought I Didn't Burn But I Was So Wrong' Tingle

what the fuck, last week. what the fuck

 

Everything.

 

That's quite a mental image.

 

isn't it though

 

Saw a post which I'm 90% sure is going to turn out to be a wild misrepresentation of fact, but don't have the spoons to read the whole thing and fact check right now, so now it's just. There. Bugging me.

 

Is why I read tumblr less than I used to :)

 

i'm getting annoying little staticky sparks on my skin

 

Stop scuffing your feets on teh carpet? :D

 

The ac is broke at work and I feel like I'm dying.

 

The hard drive on which I was storing my final project died, I've spent the past hour just recreating my work from the past couple days

 

Roommate used the last of my butter without asking, and I didn't realize it until I had already made my pasta for mac and cheese, so no time to go out and get more.

Same roommate used my pot and didn't clean it properly, but gets on my case all the time about MY cleanliness habits.

Same roommate has also used a bunch of my flour for her baking projects without asking.

STOP

TOUCHING

MY STUFF

FFS

 

On tonight's episode of Strangers Are Talking At Me: The NYC Subway Experience...

Stranger sitting next to me on subway platform: Uh-uh.
Me: [on my phone minding my own business, not realizing I'm being "talked" to]
Stranger: [more emphatically] Uh-uh. [continues repeating until I realize I'm being spoken to]
Me: Sorry, what?
Stranger: [nodding vaguely towards my feet] Uh-uh.
Me: [completely baffled] ...what?
Stranger: That shit on your legs. Uh-uh.
Me: [looks at legs in confusion, sees nothing. my heels are visibly cracked, is that the problem...?]
Stranger: [having continued talking while I was distracted searching my legs] ...you need estrogen, girl. You've got too much testosterone. I'm a transgender woman, I take estrogen, and I've never seen legs as hairy as yours.
Me: [only having mentally caught up after that last sentence] I— So? So what?
Stranger: I've seen men with less hair on their legs than you.
Me: Why do I care if there's hair on my legs?
Stranger: Oh, you a butch lesbian?
Me: What does that have to do with anything?
Stranger: You're a lesbian?
Me: That's none of your business, and what does that have to do with hair on my legs? [I'm actually transgender myself, but like hell am I sharing that with some stranger who thinks women should be accosted for having unshaven legs in public]

I'm not sure exactly what she said after that; there was enough of a pause that I took the chance to go back to my phone and ignore her, but she kept talking loudly anyway for most of the time until the train came, most likely at/about me. The last thing I heard her say to me, when we were getting up to board the train, was "Bye, Jane. Jane, Tarzan's wife. Bye, Jane!"

I made sure to get in a different car. :/

 

Fucking dickhole. Sorry about that, buddy.

 

My mom bought me a huge bag of loose leaf tea and I feel bad throwing it away because AGH FOOD WASTE, but it's nasty.

 

Brain: okay we got the lemon, now let's punch in the lime
Fingers: Lemon? Oka--
Brain: no, we already got the lemon, I need the lime code
Fingers: Lemon, gotcha

>solid five seconds of repeatedly punching the lemon code in before managing to break muscle memory for one goddamn lime

 

Memory card runs out of space while the thing i have to record is still going

Frustratedly deleting old unneeded files to make space so i can start recording again

Several minutes later, seeing my battery is getting low, i take the opportunity during a lull to put in my spare batteries

The spare batteries are only slightly more charged than the old ones

At least the old batteries are charging rn. Probably bad for them but its such a pain to have them fully run out before charging them so i keep short cycling them

 

Someone has my graphing calculator and I have to find a way to get it back

 

I thought i had today off
So i stayed extra late at work finishing stuff that shouldnt take me that long anyway
Ta daaaah i'm working in 6.5 hours. I realized this when the morning shift told me, i assumed my schedule was the same as last week

 

It's everybody's favorite bathroom adventure!

Spoiler: Defecation, tmi

Taking a shit only to realize there's no toilet paper in this stall. I feel a Bethesda early game personality quiz thing before me: How do I proceed? Do I:
A: Pull up pants high enough for decency and grab from the other stall,
B: Wait until another person enters the bathroom and request some from them,
C: Roll under the stall divider like a quarter-naked ninja,
D: Accept my lot in life and just leave the bathroom as is?

 

I want to learn Python, and from learning other languages I know it's helpful to me to have a book to work off of. Conveniently, my great-aunt gave my mom a book called "Python for Informatics" even though my mom has never written a line of code in her life! Inconveniently, it's designed explicitly for people who don't want to be professional programmers and very firmly de-emphasizes user-written functions and classes and the author PROUDLY TELLS YOU THE WORD RECURSION DOESN'T APPEAR IN THE BOOK --