shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-observes all giant robots suspiciously-

 

[Nods.]

Hello to you too.

 

[Oops, not sneaky enough. Really he should have expected this.] Hello right back.

And to you, too?

 

What'll it be today, then, lewd comments or more near-baseless suspicion?

 

[Hi] -still suspicious-

 

I wasn't aiming for either, really. [Though if pressed, he'd go for the later. Casual talk about murder makes his coding twitch, and well casual talk about murder with/at someone Stentato's size makes several parts of his coding twitch in ways that he's still fighting to get a grip on]

[He's ok with that, really. Organics are small and tend to be get underfoot easily, which is usually nothing they survive. And the last sentients he shared a planet with were generally deeply suspicious of him so he's nothing he's not used to]

 

Eh? Are you mute?

 

lewd comments are whats happening always all the time
this place is a freudian slip n slide greased with fucking wd40 and shame whenever im around
nyoom motherfuckers nyoom

 

[It´s not safe to talk. She might hear.]

 

Ah. My sister's mute. But I understand wanting to be quiet, too.

-He rubs the back of his neck.-

 

-Chells shrugs- [I don´t actually know. Haven´t had a chance to try to talk. She´s always watching. Are you a new sort of Personality Core?]

 

No. What's a personality core?

 

[An artificial well, person. AI. Created by Aperture Science.]

 

Oh. No. We're not from Eart.

 

[Eart? You mean Earth?]

 

Yes. Did I say it wrong?

 

If you don't mind me asking, how are you achieving this projection? [It looks like interesting tech to him and well you never know, organics tend to have interesting views and outlooks at things]

 

[A little bit. The end is more of an S sort of sound. You wouldn´t know if you´ve never talked to humans.]

 

[I want it to be there. It´s a thing you can do in here]

 

I've never met a human! Outside here, I mean. I like human music.