shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

welcome to my special hell
shit like this permeates human comedy like a rotten egg fart permeates a room
it is inescapable
unavoidable
staring you in the face every time you start to think you might be driven to giggle
no
there is no laughter here and there never will be
only this fucking shit
for eternity

 

-Chell studies the movie as if there´s going to be a test at the end.-
[Is this how human society works?]
-she looks pretty sceptical about the whole concept-

 

Eurgh what did I walk in on. Are we bashing comedy?

 

oh good god no
please dont get your ideas about how we do from movies theyre so full of shit
even like documentaries
you wouldnt BELIEVE the shit i seen in movies thatre supposed to be about my life
i promise the meteor was way more bitchy and hormonal and smelly than the movies make it out to be
movies like glorify and sanitize a lot of shit and a lot of the creators like
preconceived notions or maybe weird kinks or whatever kind of get inadvertently showcased cause its a blind spot they dont know TO sanitize
movies are like funhouse mirrors to human society
im also not a great teacher for human society my upbringing was uh
unconventional
and i havent lived somewhere with humans as the majority for like seven years

no were bashing bad comedy and also dane cook but those are kind of synonymous at this point
good comedy is alright in my books or else how would i make a living

 

Bad comedy is most of it, bro. You have to dig to find not-shit. I'll grant you that it exists though. Izzard is win.

 

There are plenty of other people to watch, there's still no reason to stare at me.

Oh, it definitely is harassment, but that doesn't stop most people. A blade to a joint or a fuel line is more a deterrent than "oh, that's rude."

[Afterglow is carefully ignoring the movie.]

If She shows up here I can take Her apart for you. For free, even.

 

...do you want to go somewhere else than where the movie is?

 

[I don´t know, are we?]

[that´s reassuring]

[Lizzard?]

[Thanks? I can´t pay you so I appreciate it]

 

oh trust me i am
more than aware
of the fecal nature of the vast majority of comedy
it is a fact that looms over me endlessly and inspires me to make stuff thats shit on purpose
a polished turd if you will

youre welcome

 

No. I've willed myself not to see or hear it anymore, I do know where we are.

It's the least I can do for someone in such a situation. Everyone deserves freedom.

 

Izzard! Eddie Izzard. He's a stand-up comedian who manages to do it without being microwaved shit.

"I want to keep bees. I want to keep them. I don't want them to get away. My father was a beekeeper. And his father, and his father before him, and I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps went like this: -she runs left, then right, flailing her arms- HELP! I'M COVERED IN BEEEES!"

 

Oh. Sorry. I fuss.

-His shoulder-spikes droop like wingspeak.-

 

[Why would ou polish a turd? That doesn´t work]

[I appreciate it]

[What?] -she giggles in spite of herself- [That makes no sense!]

 

tell that to adam savage
it is well within mans power

 

That's what makes him funny! He makes just enough sense you don't go "this is bullshit why am I wasting my time" but he's silly and makes little enough sense to be funny! And he might be a little rude at times but he's never thrown anyone under the bus for a laugh.

 

-She looks utterly confused- [But WHY?]

[I think I get it. I missed a lot of stuff. Or forgot.]

 

Sounds like. A lot of people are going to miss out on cultural touchstones here, too. It's been... almost two months now since everything shut down around here. I don't know if things are still going elsewhere. I'm not risking leaving the Exclusion Zone.

 

[Sounds sensible. Want something to eat?] -offers her some popcorn-

 

I'll never turn down food. I just made some strawberry juice if you want to try some.

 

-perks up- [definitely!]