shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-she hands Chell a repurposed water bottle full of fresh strawberry juice, made with very fresh strawberries and very lightly sweetened with honey. She grabs a handful of popcorn in return-

 

-takes it, drinks, get and expression of Pure Joy- [That is fucking amazing. I don´t know what strawberries are but I love them]

 

-grins. Nice to see someone so happy!- They're little fruit, kind of sweet, really popular. -she summons a few and hands them over- People like to make pies or put them on cakes but juice keeps longer.

 

-Chell nibbles at one, then starts devouring them- Juice drips over her hands and she licks her fingers because table manners are for people who haven´t just experienced strawberries for the first time they can remember.]

 

"Adam Savage is awesome!" Lissa says with great enthusiasm.

 

[Glow rolls his eyes, completely unconcerned with disappointing a tiny flier.] I'm more than capable of taking care of myself.

 

why not

hell yeah dude hes pretty fucking rad
im all about that weird science shit

 

-Lithy's bed manifests first- a cross between a bed and a three-backed couch that took up most of her cabin on the ship, the backs fused with the walls. Only she slips through into the rave though, because fuck playing the whole nap pile. She's much more cat than the cattes- covered in short fur (longer over her chest and belly, with retractable claws and a tail. No muzzle, but her nose is very flat, between a human's and a cat's. There's a subtle difference to how she moves that hints at her musculature being slightly different, and leaning or lounging is actually more comfortable for her while sitting or standing straight is a strain. Her body's not made for it.-

-actually two Cat's Eyes did 'follow' her in. Not real ones, but thoughts of them because they were bugging her before she arrived. Large spherical camera drones, with the lense taking up a significant portion of one hemisphere, and a little thing attached to the bottom that lets them float. One stays and keeps making beepy trill noises at Lith. The other nyooms off, bumping into the back of @Chell's legs. It plays a playful little tune and starts to run off, weaving between the other residents of the rave-

 

[Bec-] -the projection scatters because the cats eye bumped into Chell-

-Chell jumps and glares at the little robot, then start laughing-
[What are you?]

 

[he waves]

welcome to the party

 

[Oh no that's adorable. He tracks the drones around the room, mostly to make sure he doesn't accidentially step on one of them or anything similarly unfortunate, or step on their fuzzy probably-keeper]
Hello.

 

-the drone notices she's not following, so it comes back and bumps into her again. The tune is a little more insistent, but still playful as it takes off again. It can't talk, however, so it doesn't answer the question-

Pretty quiet for a party!

-the other Cat's Eye gives up on getting Lith's attention and starts investigating everyone. When Updraft speaks it nyooms over to him and circles around. Those that can detect that sort of thing can tell it's scanning him as it investigates. It's more than just a camera!-

 

They're Cat's Eyes, surveillance and recon drones for the Beast. They like to play tag and hide-and-seek. Actually helps-

 

-POUNCE! They both go crashing down-

 

DO YOU WANT SOMEONE TO REMEDY THAT?

 

-sitting on Circuit's stomach- Yes! We need a bar. And some lights. Someone fetch me some glowsticks!

 

I WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO YOUR VOLUME PROBLEM. HENCE WHY I SAID IT, GIVEN MY OWN VOLUME PROBLEMS. THAT IS, AS THE WIGGLERS SAY, "THE JOKE"

 

[Oh!] -shppts a portal in front of the zooming drone and another that will make it come zooming right into her waiting hands.-

-grins at them.-

 

Hello there little one [He wiggles his fingers at the drone, just to see what it'd do. He can tell the scan is happening, but doubts that in this particular place it would be harmful.]

 

-the mis have noticed the zoomy thing, and several run over to investigate-
Mi? Mimi! Mimimimi!