The Adventures of COVFEFE

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by Technicality, May 31, 2017.

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Who should Trump call?

Poll closed Jun 1, 2017.

  1. Putin

    8 vote(s)
    40.0%

  2. (Add options in comments)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Steve Bannon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Mike Pence

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. FOX and Friends

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%

  6. The president of Twitter

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%

  7. The President of Mexico

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%

  8. Obama

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%

  9. The judge

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%

  11. Mar-a-lago

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%

  12. Satan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You decide not to.
    Why not, you ask?
    Because you're not COVFEFE and wouldn't do something so ridiculous.
     
    Technicality, May 31, 2017 at 8:31 PM
    #81
    • Like x 2
    • Witnessed x 2
    • Winner x 1
  2. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I'm tired and I'm gonna head to bed. Submit stuff overnight, I'll take a look in the morning. And make sure to vote on the poll!
     
    Technicality, May 31, 2017 at 8:34 PM
    #82
    • Like x 2
  3. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    I'm just laughing again at


    Cov fef ehtrump
    Eetrump?

    Trunp.
     
    Everett, May 31, 2017 at 8:39 PM
    #83
    • Agree x 1
  4. Covfefe

    Covfefe constantly negative

    welp, here I am
     
    Covfefe, May 31, 2017 at 9:02 PM
    #84
    • Winner x 3
    • Witnessed x 3
    • Like x 1
  5. garden

    garden lucid dreamer

    >MELANI: Shed a single, insincere tear for SHHEAN SPICER.
     
    garden, May 31, 2017 at 11:54 PM
    #85
    • Agree x 7
  6. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You shed one tear. A haunting piano refrain plays in the background as you do.
     
    Technicality, Jun 1, 2017 at 6:59 AM
    #86
    • Winner x 7
    • Like x 5
  7. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    Melani: check twitter
     
    Everett, Jun 1, 2017 at 7:01 AM
    #87
    • Agree x 3
  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I'm heading into a math exam...adventures will resume in about 2 and a half hours.
     
    Technicality, Jun 1, 2017 at 7:04 AM
    #88
    • Like x 2
  9. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    good luck!!
     
    chaoticArbiter, Jun 1, 2017 at 7:06 AM
    #89
    • Agree x 2
    • Like x 1
  10. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Thanks!
     
    Technicality, Jun 1, 2017 at 7:09 AM
    #90
    • Like x 1
  11. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    >Dream Covfefe: Pull out a small plastic hand and then a smaller plastic hand and stick them on your own already tiny hand a la this first vine

    (Despite reading Homestuck, I have no idea how the manners/protocol goes for switching between characters :V)
     
    coldstars, Jun 1, 2017 at 8:51 AM
    #91
    • Like x 1
  12. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I'm done with math (and all my classes for the summer!) so it's time for more Covfefe!
    Ahem. Ahem.
    You check Twitter. Lots of posts from members of Covfefe's cabinet wondering what the hell happened.
    You are now Dream Covfefe. You find yourself in the DREAM KITCHEN again. However, it seems that some Dersean guards are here, snapping pictures of the body for evidence.
    You run to the bedroom and do that thing that was suggested. It amuses you briefly.
     
    Technicality, Jun 1, 2017 at 9:43 AM
    #92
    • Winner x 4
    • Like x 1
  13. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

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    Democracy has ruled that as soon as he wakes up, he'll use his phone call for Putin!
     
    Technicality, Jun 1, 2017 at 9:44 AM
    #93
    • Like x 3
    • Winner x 1
  14. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Are you sure? I think Fox and Friends won the electoral college.
     
    KarrinBlue, Jun 1, 2017 at 10:11 AM
    #94
    • Winner x 17
  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Alright, as promised in the betting pool, I will write more of this if articles of impeachment are passed by the end of 2017.
     
    Technicality, Jun 5, 2017 at 3:08 PM
    #95
    • Informative x 5
    • Like x 2
  16. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    I just thought this shitpost might be relevant to people's interests:

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    Verily, Jun 5, 2017 at 4:25 PM
    #96
    • Like x 6
    • Winner x 2
  17. syntheme

    syntheme Active Member

    Dream RELITY WINNER: Wake up.
     
    syntheme, Jun 5, 2017 at 8:51 PM
    #97
    • Like x 1
  18. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You don't know who that is but will look into it and will attempt to do that should the conditions of a bet be fulfilled.
     
    Technicality, Jun 5, 2017 at 8:53 PM
    #98
    • Like x 2
  19. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Technicality, Jul 12, 2017 at 7:58 PM
    #99
    • Like x 2
    • Winner x 2
  20. syntheme

    syntheme Active Member

    Well, the articles have only been proposed, not passed
     
    syntheme, Jul 12, 2017 at 8:51 PM
    #100
    • Like x 1
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