shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

nah, trapped him in a death maze and tried to pump poison gas in there 2 kill him :x
His old man lover helped him hack the vents, killed me. WHAT A PRICK. First he kills my brother THEN HE KILLS ME. Who does that? YOU'D THINK HE WOULD UNDERSTAND MY SEEKING REVENGE, RIGHT?

Also no u didn't. I refuse to believe that at the time you knew it was a body double.

 

We found the call on his phone and the transferred funds. Besides, I got what I wanted.

[He makes another pained expression. Please.]

Revenge isn't what it's cracked up to be. I guess you figured that out in the end too. Though a bit more... fatally.

 

Pff, we're plenty loud for a party but the rest aren't!

-the drone is clearly confused, though it plays its 'you won!' fanfare. It hovers out of her hands and goes to investigate the portals, if they're still there, or where they were if they aren't. It inches forward and jumps back, like a cautious cat-

-the scan just goes into its database, but it's a dream drone and nothing will be saved once it vanishes. It plays a greeting tune to Updraft, but gets distracted by @A Mi. It carefully lowers itself to look at them, with a curious beep-chirp-

 

Please, I barely nicked him, he got off lightly for invading a private den.

 

LMAO ur cute.

Man, nah. Fukkin revenge is always worth it, I might've died but now he's got more blood on his hands. Loved ones of others that died in the blackout were there, he killed them too. He tried to buy us out, yea? doesn't work so hot. So nah, i hope he has nightmares about me laughin' ~~(8:>

u wanna blame someone 4 how fukked up I am? Ray Kenny. I was a kid and my bro was my guardian. Do the math, my depressed friend.

 

Liiiiith, the deal was I go to sleep and don't get pounced.

 

And now you're dead. So any good you could have managed is null and void. Ray's a good guy who made a mistake, and I'm sure he regrets all of that too but... I don't know what you expect to gain here.

You're dead. Nothing you want matters anymore. And I'm not depressed.

 

Frag you too -it sounds friendly-

 

-they are. they glow and spin as portals do. Chell moves one for the cat eye-

 

!!!
I'm hurt, and i helped u with ur little spy problem.

also ya, ur depressed. i talked 2 Jordi abt it, we both agree. We both agree you have terrible taste in clothes too. knowing ur depressed is the first step!!!

 

She wasn't a spy. All you did was get her killed too.

My clothes aren't that bad. I'm not taking this from an asshole in a suit and some dead guy who never takes off his mask.

 

[Stalker] Revenge is fuckin' great. Gives me a reason to wake up in the morning. My crew, my pack- though there's only one now- fucking up the Coalition, helping the little people, and making the CS pay. It's a good life.

 

Ruststick? [He holds one up into reach of the vent, and therefore the ventcat]

 

i didnt get her killed, she did that all on her own. she coulda waited and told u what was up but did she, nah she went and got herself shot. Sux, not my fault not ur fault.

Um, i don't take the mask off b/c I know I'm ugly under it ~~(8:>
Also facial rec an shit, i do take it off when I don't act as 'defalt'.

I thot u and Jordi were friends?

*summons up a mixing table, plays a triumphant little tune* ???

 

-startled Cat's Eye lets out quick beeps before investigating closer. It scans the portals too, then steps in one once they're confirmed not to be rifts-

 

And when the people you hurt come looking for you too? I guess it doesn't matter much if you're all on your own, but it doesn't do anything for the dead.

You guilted her and you stole my data in the first place. She wouldn't have done something that stupid if you'd left our systems alone and you know it.

Why would Jordi and I be friends? He tried to kill me! That's not very friendly.

 

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i guess? she already had fixers after her.

he said u were friends.

 

What.

 

he said u were friends! Talked about how mean u'd been to him an how he liked u an stuff. then talked about how he liked killing or somethn. idk, i'd keep someone like that as a friend personally. better to b friends with a cat than enemies, ya?

 

Jordi... thinks we're friends.