[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

We DID play as Tavros awhile back and attempted to fuck everything.

 

... is the trait called "singleminded" for boys and "faithful" for girls? Seriously?

Anyway, as sad as I am about Karkat's love life, I did enjoy seeing his unreasonably kawaii sprite kick Caliborn's ass up and down the hallway.

 

No, it's just different translations of the same thing depending on what patch you use.

 

But before that he fucked Vriska and Eridan without prompting. And he only got busy with Dave that one time we were sitting in his mind chair a ratta tap tapping at his "deploy missile" button. Not that that was the only time he'd gotten busy with Dave before! Dave was just the only one willing to accept our feverish desperation to fuck our way into love and admiration, like how Jane do.

 

True, if we accept they didn't coerce him. Which, given Vriska and Eridan's personality traits...

 

Is there any way to check that?

 

Not that I can see. The statuses are the only way to know if someone's attempted a force action, and those statuses will happen even if the attempt doesn't succeed. And, of course, the statuses change by the time period so...

 

But yeah, there's a chance Tavros willingly banged the spider and the fish. Roll of the dice says even an asexual character will get to fucking someone eventually, what with this being a porn game and all.

 

Oops, yeah, Eridan's Scheming and Tavros is susceptible. And Vriska is Vriska(Vriska). Aww man, sorry Tavbro :o(

 

Dang that whole little stream of comments was actually pretty mean, sorry. :0( Trying too hard to be jokey, end up slut shaming a fictional character in a hentai game. Such is life.

 

No worries, dude, no worries~

 

It's... Kind of tragically in-character, though. Remember Tavros early in the ship journey, when he alternated between doing what Vriska told him to, and these bursts of feigned confidence by imitating her? The whole day we spent trying to woo everyone was his way of taking the experience and making it his own.

}:( I made myself sad.

 

ALSO here are Calliope and Caliborn as they look in the character maker, along with their info.

• Name: Calliope Cherub
• Personality: Genuine
• Intelligence: High
• Strength: Normal
• Sociability: Highest
• Fighting Style: No Restraint
• Virtue: Normal
• Orientation: Bisexual
• Traits: easygoing, charming, chivalrous, shy, melancholy, calm, absentminded, passive, romantic, exploitable
• Lover's Item: Calliope's Couple Fanart
• Friend's Item: Calliope's Friend Fanart
• Sexual Item: Calliope's Secret Porn Art

• Name: Caliborn Cherub
• Personality: Savage
• Intelligence: Low
• Strength: Highest
• Sociability: Normal
• Fighting Style: One Blow
• Virtue: High
• Orientation: Lean Homosexual
• Traits: bad with girls, tsundere, positive, perverted, impulsive, violent, meddlesome, always hungry, competitive, scheming, wild, evil
• Lover's Item: Caliborn's Gold Tooth
• Friend's Item: Caliborn's How To Draw Manga Book
• Sexual Item: Caliborn's Shitty Anime Porn Art

 

You may be wondering why Caliborn has High Virtue.

It's because his idea of porn is two people holding hands.

 

I hope he flips out at head pets and kisses.

 

Also here's Kanaya's new uniform since Callie jocked her style:



Based on this:

 

It's very pretty, I like it.

 

Thanks!

From the wiki:

That said, I prefer to think Karkat's skill beats Caliborn's brute strength. :3