shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

If it has you this upset it's important even if someone else might think it's stupid. It obviously matters to you. [how come that like 75% of the mechs he meets end up bringing all his protective instincts online? No matter, he's gonna deal with it.]

 

I don't-... um... Things like that aren't supposed to... to matter.

 

[Very gently, obviously you gotta be careful with these people, half of which deny that they have a problem and those that admit it think they don't need help with it. So, gently.] According to whom? [he has an idea on the whom, but he's hoping that's not it. Honestly he's done enough 'set the ruling class on fire' for a lifetime, he thought. Maybe. Hopefully.]

 

Well not tellin us is stupider.

 

Clients don't want to hear about my problems. It's not... it's not good for sales.

Ask someone else, please.

 

-gentler- we´re not clients, we´re medics.
-looks around- anyone else up fer spittin out what in prmus itchy array happened?

 

how did you know |･ω･｀)

 

We are not clients though, we are medics, we are supposed to help people? [And Primus does Focal look like he needs help or at least a friend, which admittedly he'd put of practice for but hey one tries] But for that we need to know what is wrong first.

 

....
-blink-
I didn´t, I was just cussin.

 

Because you're always getting Unicron to scratch your itch.

 

...KayforgetIsaidanything! （；￣д￣）

 

-facepaw-

 

-snorfle- Good one! (*＾▽＾)／

 

-facepaw x2 combo-

 

[Additonal double facepalm]

 

I-i... nothing's wrong...

 

Please stop bothering my assistant when he asks to be left alone.

 

you explain then. what the frag happened an do we need to drag anyone ta medbay?

 

It's not my place to explain what happened. Nobody is injured, so it is not your business. Please apologize to Focal for pushing his boundaries.

 

What she said [Sawbones obviously has more practice handling these people and handling people in general. This is just... frustrating. Even if he doesn't show it]