shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[watches the Cybertronians arguing with sparkly-eyed fascination, clipboard in hand]

 

Someone was screamin. Not all injuries involve qubes a fuel.
When he told me to ask someone else, I tried ta do that. I tried ta ask you. I´m only beleivin´you that no ones hurt because no one can die in here.

 

With all due respect, we are still trying to figure out if someone is actually injured or not, as is our job? There was quite the commotion when we got here, and often times that sort of commotion means someone has been, is, or will be hurt in the near future.

 

Oh.

...well he got shot.

 

It's not that bad! I was barely hit at all! There'll be no delays or diminished output whatsoever, don't worry!

 

-sawbones stares-
We are gonna be having a talk with Doc Triage about when it is Not The Time ta get in the way of medics.

You. Were. Shot.
-as gentle as she can-
I ´ppreciate you don´t wanna be a bother, but I wanna be bothered. If you got an injury, even a small one, I wanna look at it. Or if ye, prefer, Updraft can.

 

[He deflates, shaking his head a bit too forcefully.]
I'm- I'm fine!!

 

Thank you. That was all the information we needed.

Sweetspark, that is not what anyone here is worried about, trust me. We just want to fix you up and make sure you are alright again, ok?

Precisely what Sawbones said. You can always approach one of us if you have an injury or something else in the direction of that, upset tanks or something, alright?

 

Goodness, such drama. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

 

Please go away, ma'am.

 

Can you not. Please. [Yes hello this is one tired medic. He's actually thinking kind of fondly of the days when he could just pick up recalcitrant patients, throw them over his shoulder and carry them off the battlefields, protests be damned. Simpler days.]

 

I would appreciate it if you'd let the doctors look at it, Focal. Please?

 

Spoiler: gif

 

I agree. -pads close to the lorge plane, yes hello I am being near you-

 

Anyway I'm completely fine so please just. Just...?

[There's a high wordless whine. and he looks utterly betrayed. Just let him pretend nothing happened. Please just let him pretend that without having to go away and leave the place where people talk to him.]

 

I can stay, if you want?

 

[He hugs himself a little] But I'm... i'm alright?

 

You can think yourself alright here and it happens, so I won't push you. It can just be good to double-check.

 

[Checks down to make sure medicat is out of stepping range] Thank you nurse.
[via comms: oil infusion after this? I swear I used to be better with patients like this]

 

[He shakes his head again]
Nothing happened. I'm okay. I don't need medical leave.
[He even gives her a blinding smile as he recites this.]