shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'm not requesting medical leave, I'm requesting you talk with the doctor.

 

[He shakes his head again, still smiling brightly. Please don't make him. Just. Just drop the topic. He literally begs her wordlessly with his optics.]

 

Please do that.

[Only if there´s engex in it. Patients used to be easier, you could just fragging sit on them]

 

Hi Focal!! Wanna go watch some human cartoons?? I found a new bunch of them!!

 

[Oh pits there will most certainly be engex, I have some from Nichrome if you like the fancy stuff? But good to know it's not just me thinking that this used to be less of a clusterfrag]
[He sits down close enough to keep a casual eye on Focal but not close enough to intrude and summons two cubes of Cybertronian equivalent of Irish Coffee]

 

-She doesn't make him.-

Well, things aren't fully real in here, so... if you say you're fine...

 

[He turns a slightly glazed over numb smile to sawbones and nods, not having comprehended a single word she said. As long as they leave him alone but don't leave leave-...]

Epistemus yes...
[He practically clings to Jetski's hand.]

 

-There is loud purring-
[Capt´n has the best engex]
-leans against him and snags a cube to stick her face in-

 

Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, if any of you gorgeous things aren't preoccupied, I'll be right over here. I'd love to talk. For science.

 

-Jetski's grin is bright and friendly, unconcerned and casual, but if you look he seems to be essentially supporting Focal through the grip on his hand-
C'mon then! We've got so many episodes to catch up on!!
-time to go. time to goooo-

 

-sits by Sawbones- So, because I'm curious: do you guys get wound infections?

-she's wearing a longer sleeved shirt and traded her skirt for pants. They cover most of her current set of wounds, though her leg is visibly splinted-

 

[Gently rests a hand on her back, not quite petting but clearly contact is needed here, for both of them, as he sips his own engex]
[Sure does. I havn't even seen some of the varieties before, like that one with the gold wire?]

 

[He blinks at] I supposed a rust infection would be roughly the same thing as a septic reaction in organics, so yes, in a way. [He looks down at the leg and oh Primus he absolutely cannot medic at a tiny organic but yet here we are, not being allowed to treat people and all that needs to go somewhere, thanks]

 

Yup! Not always, but rust spreads like a fragger if ya get it in anywhere. you look like you could use a medic. Anyone here got a squishy medic?

[I think she invented them]

 

Ah! Rust makes sense. And I'm good. I've got it splinted and still have a shit ton of painkillers from the hospital run. Just a fracture.

 

[Focal hangs onto Jetski's hand with practically a deathgrip, doing his best to walk steadily and only stumbling a little.]

 

[Someone give her a price, this is the classiest way to get wasted I have ever encountered, not that that means much.] [He's sort of considering asking Sawbones if she can move to his lap for more contact, he sort of needs it right now]

Ah right then, you already had treatment. [There, that's... acceptable. Someone has a handle on this, he doesn't need to fuss]

 

Can.

Can I come?

 

-Jetski turns a bright smile on her, but there's something dark and warning in his optics-
If you want to watch cartoons!

 

(She sits, summoning a nice if very sixties office chair without appearing to notice, and settles in to take notes and make sketches of the robots. Iiiit's attempted corporate espionage time!)