shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Good morning fine folks I am going to cause a major blackout on the ship today because I'm feeling really spiteful after the last round of good old recharge hallucinations.

 

U-um. Please don't.

 

Too late, sodium cluster, I'm a terrible person and telling me not to do something is practically a one way ticket to ensure I'll do the thing.

 

I'm sorry.

 

-ventcat is casually making off with some energon cubes-

 

Well 'skinda nice to know 'snot just us he does that slag to. -unhelpful grin-

 

Whatever for? It's nothing personal.

Don't you have something better to do like, I dunno, besmirching my brother's honor?

 

No, it seems to be a general feature of his. [Clearly Updraft has just given up on fixing that particular issue. At least ventcat was taking rations]

 

Nah, I besmirched him good just now already. -smirk-

 

Actually it's a bug, but it's okay no one has ever actually figured out how to patch my leaky brainmodule so you can just go and pretend its a feature if it makes you feel better about your shattered aspirations.

You're disgusting and awful and I wish you to be gone and never speak to me again.
[He sounds friendly while he says it though, not with quite as much venom as usually.]

 

Fuckers say that like they've never caused a spite blackout.

-she says this like it's a completely normal thing to do-

 

Awwww, you'd miss me though! Who else y'gonna walk in on doin' naughty slag so's you c'n whine about it? -he moves as if to punch Scanner's shoulder in a friendly manner but stops short of actual touching, in a way that suggests he's done this plenty of times before-

Spite blackouts in a shitty li'l shuttle in deep space c'n be a little freaky, gotta say. -still grinning-

 

I've caused a lotta things outta spite but never a blackout. But that might just be 'cause I haven't found a wish I could twist into that yet.

 

That's when you throw a spite rave. Always know where your glowsticks are.

 

Considering that you don't let anyone look at your brainmodule, I don't know what you expected. [Dryest of dry voices. You can dry laundry by holding it up to that voice for a second]

 

Anyone who wishes for "power". Electricity is a kind of power, and power surges on unprotected systems, or surpassing the protection of said systems = blackout.

Then commence spite rave. Unce unce unce.

 

Huh. I hadn't thought of that.

Not that it matters now, anyway, since I don't have to grant wishes anymore anyway. *grins*

 

You say that like I haven't seen the medic's array from way too many angles by now, seriously can you sick exhibitionist scraps not keep your covers closed for more than a day without getting rust or something?

 

[Far too cheerful]
So you can stick your fingers in and make me do things for your own convenience again without backtalk this time? Not today, Unicron, Not today.

 

Then you can do spite blackouts as you please!