shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-laughs- You got the right idea!

-solemnly- Nope. 'Sawful. Rust all up in there. Gotta keep it aired.

 

the things i am learning about xenobiology on this day

 

Does it require the air to be drafty or why is the whole lot of ou also incapable of closing the fragging door when you start going at it?

 

-blows a noise maker at the page number-

 

[Starts a 413 page rave, mostly by throwing glowsticks at Dave's head]

 

Yeah, true, but... I've not been feeling that spiteful lately. And I actually like where I am and the people I'm with now, and I don't wanna ruin it all.

 

I'd say "wow rude" but I'd be the hugest hypocrite.

Wait. I am a huge hypocrite!

Wow rude.

 

Yes that's my middle name, what clued you in?

 

See, that's a reason to do it more. DEATH AND SPITE TO ALL WHO THREATEN FAMILY.

And explosions. Explosions are Good.

 

Not you, the people who refuse to close the door when they fuck.

Or use the front couch PEOPLE SLEEP THERE. Not me but still!

-guess how many people she has messily fucked on the front couch

answer: way too many to complain-

 

[he flashsteps out of the way and makes a little offended noise]

what if i got a concussion from these harmless plastic tubes
and died

 

Ohhhh. Yeah right sorry, I'm not used to people agreeing with me.

 

That's shite my friend. Punch them for being dicks.

 

Then You Wouldve Had A Bombass Funeral With A Rave, Isnt That Everyones Dream?

 

CORPSE RAVE CORPSE RAVE

 

One of the dicks is my brother. No. I love all of these afts. What the pits is wrong with you???

 

Punch them for being dicks and then hug them.

Also: A lot. I have an itemized list, would you like it by severity or alphabetized?

 

Again? I havn't seen you, let alone another mech for what I assume is longer than your entire function. And we do have autobot medics if that is what you take exception to [This is clearly an argument that's been happening before, but it's hard to drop it at times]

 

fuck
quick someone stab me i do actually want a corpse rave
i want to see people picking my corpse up and grinding on it like its the coldest chick in the club
or i guess just putting it in hilarious slash compromising positions
drape it over some turntables and get funky to the spirit of music
spell out rip in glowsticks
rave in peace bitches
no crying only neon

 

[Stalker] -helpfully- I have a knife.

[Micah] -tired as tired gets- Stalker no.