shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"Well, if you destroyed the ecosystem, we might not have been alive long to like you or not," Ford points out. "But see, that's what makes you safe for us to have around, even though you're that powerful--the fact that we matter to you."

 

I specified hostile, yeah? You can have a mostly good setup with pockets of assholes. In theory. Yet to happen here, but that's hopefully the next step. We're in the "burn down everything and start over" stage.

-ironically, she's wearing a shirt that reads "FUCK THE REVOLUTION"-

Burning don't gotta be literal, though it is immensely satisfying. Secondary to explosions, of course. But painting them red, destroying their ability to make powerful contacts, turning their own infrastructure against them, and leaving them in the ashes of everything they ever loved is nice too. We do a lot more of that.

I live for the boom though.

 

Social warfare is their game, so it's satisfying as fuck to beat them at it.

They wanna play checkers? We're playing chess.

 

"Norm," Valiska says, "the reason we want you to learn about science, and the magic that is native to our dimension, is so that you can eventually figure out on your own what's safe to do and not to do, and have more autonomy, without us having to worry about you breaking the planet, or having ask you to use your power in a specific way, instead of trusting you to use it spontaneously on your own in the best way. You're very used to not thinking about the consequences because the people who've asked you to do things in the past have been masters, whom you loved to see hoist on their own petards--not people you care about, and want to help without fucking them over."

 

see children this is why i dont wear my jammies when im off duty
all sorts of inapropro comments
tsk tsk

[now he's in a grey tshirt that says "world's okayest brother" and jeans]

 

[Stalker] No fuckin' fun.

 

Heh. True. True.

So yeah... once you said it was a no-go, I didn't even consider going against that. Even though, I could've.

Eh, I just got an "all infrastructure is hostile" vibe from you, that's all.

*sighs* ... it is staggering how much I don't know, isn't it? That and how unused to thinking about consequences I am, yeah?

 

Like I said, we're in the "torch everything" phase so I default to "fuck everything." But if you got shit that's working for you then that's good. That's the dream. We're just not there yet.

 

Hey, you the guy the mis say makes music?

 

I reckon most places aren't, honestly. Pennarion is kinda an anomaly.

 

That's what the C-4 is for -the wickedest of grins. If you love your job...-

 

im the funnest i just dont put out for any asshole hankering for a good stab
choice for the puncturing though i may be

in the flesh

 

*tilts his head* Blowing up all those places that haven't became paradise fast enough?

 

Blowing up the places making it worse. And the people who enforce the worst of it. And the things they use to make it worse. And sometimes for creatively explosive art installations because nothing makes people sit up and pay attention like an earth-shattering kaboom.

Psi-CO actually advertised mind control. And people accepted it! Now there's pieces of their HQ all the way out Chicago. Because fuck that noise.

Once we find out who's running the "give soldiers kill-chips" bullshit there's gonna be nothing left but a fine red smear.

 

Don't worry about Kablooey. She's not allowed explosives unless we've cleared it. Usually.

 

How the hell did Psi-CO manage that?

I'd've thought people would've wanted keep control of their minds, especially if they'd already lost control of everything else.

 

Girl, look me in the eye and tell me you don't want these fuckers as a neatly arranged pile of limbs. You're the scariest of us, chika. My way's more feasible.

Naw, see, not our minds, those OTHER people's. Get rid of warlords and autocracies and all the ~bad shit~ by forcibly converting those filthy savages to our Morally Superior way of thinking! Because world peace via hive mind controlled by the rich and powerful totes ain't scary at all!

Us VS Them mentality is scary and stronk. "They'd never use that on US! Because they're us, not them! Except they were and nobody would believe us no matter how much fuckery we exposed, because they didn't want to believe something so horrible. So we put another infodump on Prime Time and followed it with turning their big shiny HQ into concrete dust and scrap metal.

 

One of the mis said you let it sing some. Ever do anything with that?

 

-grinning- And you're not biased at all.

 

yeah i had an impromptu jam sesh
i fucked with it a little but i havent made anything worth listening to yet
its a process gotta find a piece that really like needs it in there yknow
cant be jamming samples in stuff willy nilly like were a kid tryna get the square peg in the round hole
never gonna happen squirt
never gonna happen