shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

yeah man were chill as fuck sall good
ill jam with karkat in a bit not gonna drag you guys into this any more than i already did

i offered to be an honorary corpse but turns out theres like a gazillion reasons that would be a pain in the ass

 

Any or all of the above categories. It's good that you've got each other's backs, even if it means you don't get to all recharge together. I'm guessing that's sleeping for you?

I'd think that not being able to move would be a big enough reason. Laying on the ground dead isn't exactly the life of the party.

 

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cant have a corpse party without a corpse
[he taps his temple]
and itd be a more literal interpretation of lying on the ground dead until i rezzed at least so i wouldnt be bored or sore or nothing
its honorary cause i come back which most corpses arent usually known to do

Spoiler: gif

 

Pretty much! Technically it's only part of a proper sleep, but blah blah colloquialisms vs medical terminology. 'sjust me'n Stream onboard right now, Quarrel's scoping out the next place we'll be hitting up and Glow'n Thunder're covering him. So I get to rest while Stream keeps an audial on them and vice versa!

Let's see... People usually runs anywhere from three to Primus knows how many, transformers... are a good bit'a that, I guess? Lots from that diplo mission out to the middle of nowhere, plus my crew and Scanner's gang. Couple'a bugs, too.

 

YOU GET YOURSELF KILLED AND THE ONLY JAM WE'LL BE HAVING IS WHEN I JAM MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS MY SHOELACES COME OUT YOUR NOSTRILS, YOU ABHORRENT SHITCAKE

WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE, THE ANSWER IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A RESOUNDING "NO" SUNG BY A CHOIR OF ETERNALLY-FRUSTRATED ANGELS. THEIR MUSIC IS TAILORED SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUR BLIGHTED AURICULARS.

 

Sounds like something Jordi would--

[Aiden.exe has crashed.]

That's... wow. Some very colorful metaphors. How long did you practice that?

Sounds crowded. Really crowded. I'm picturing a party of giants with us tinies scrambling amongst you. Not... that you're that giant, comparatively. Not compared to Optimus, at least.

Does he ever show up in here?

 

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-kenny flips dave the fuck off-

 

Hey, us minis are mechs too, shutcher face. [Wiretap laughs.] But nah, iunno, I ain't seen 'im. Probably for the best, honestly, given... [He raps two knuckles against the Decepticon badge on his chest.] But hey, you want big, look for insecticons! Prime might be a convoy, but you seen some'a the tanks they put together in the big hives?

 

-pops back into the rave- Bleeeeeeh I woke up for a minute. But now I'm back and I'm staying for the night >:O

 

[karkat preens]

I'VE BEEN SPOUTING FOUL LANGUAGE LIKE A CLOGGED GAPER SINCE THE DAY I WAS HATCHED, IT'S A FINELY-TUNED INSTRUMENT OF TORTURE BY THIS POINT. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE DEMONSTRATION

 

...i don't think optimus prime or megatron have ever shown up here, but starscream is around a bunch...he's really cool.

 

"Most people are during the period of time that immediately follows development of secondary sexual characteristics, particularly in societies that assume they can't and shouldn't be expected to assume responsibility for themselves."

Ford grins a little at Wiretap.

"I have to be cool about it. I was born in 1951." Ford really does grin this time. "I was thirty-six before I actually dated a woman, despite being somewhere in the middle of and possibly orthogonal to the Kinsey scale, because I was taught to think of women almost as a separate species. Which...makes it kind of ironic that the woman in question actually is a member of another species. As is the only other woman I've ever dated."

He shrugs.

"And then there are the men. Surprisingly, I did have relationships with men before I was thirty-six, even though it was frowned upon, even illegal, throughout much of the country I lived in, then. I guess what I am getting at is that I've got a lot more than thirteen years of learned nonsense to overcome, and it doesn't happen all at once. I still have to work on it, and I don't expect you to master it instantly, either."

 

aw yeah thats my fave genre
but ok no more offering to provide a death demonstration as awesome as it would be
maybe we can find a cool skeleton and have a corpse party like that
or a moose taxidermy
we could ride it
giddy up bitch lets make this rave a fucking rodeo put on a ten gallon hat and some assless chaps
its not a horse but im not a cowboy and youre not a human so i figure its all good

dude i cant fucking understand you
the joke is probably something about you dying all the time in the tv show but i seriously don't know what youre saying

im still straight if my bf is a bug alien right
[dave sighs a little and rubs the back of his neck]
no but uh i guess my shit isnt exactly the same or like as hardcore as literally breaking the law to date someone but
its all kind of a pile of shit innit

 

Ford manages not to laugh. "You can call yourself whatever you want, but that's not a definition of 'straight' with which I'm familiar. Why do you want to call yourself 'straight'? Because it is all of a kind of a pile of shit, and...if you're starting over in a brand new universe, you probably don't want to encourage that kind of thinking by example."

 

i was joking my man
ive been outish as bi for like
at least five years
the tiddy
it calls to me
but the siren song of the bepis
its irresistible

 

Doesn't count if you don't have a full-time hand on both. -she sticks her tongue out to make it clear she's teasing-

 

*confused* Bepis? None of the trolls I know call any of their genitals that. Do I not know enough xeno or was that just you being you?

 

[dave grabs his own pec because it's not polite to grab your boyfriend's in public]

now do i need to michael jackson my crotch or is it more of a metaphorical hand there

WHAT oh my god hahahaha dude
dude no
bepis is as much standard terminology as manaconda is
i mean standard terminology for me sure but you wouldnt see it in a bio textbook

 

-CACKLES- Do it!