shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

1m b1ll1onz of sw33pz old, m4n!!

 

So I shouldn't be calling you a kid?

 

n4h, 1 dont r34lly c4r3!!!!! 1 w4s just fuck1ng w1th you 4g41n. >8)

 

... so, you're not billions of years old then?

 

no, 1 4m!!!!!!! 1 just dont th1nk 1t countz, r34lly.

 

Don't worry, I believe you. I was just confused.

 

*No, this is, and he still hasn't shaved the shitty teenstache.*

*It's flourished into a shitty teengoatee.*

 

*WHEEZE.*

 

...I feel like she's in need 9f a d9cterr9rist. S9me kind 9f cardiac arrest, may6e?

 

I feel like your 'stache is in need of a docterrorist. Or just a terrorist.

 

It's fine.

 

No, it's getting kinda ridiculous.

 

1 th1nk you got 4 l1ttl3 b33tl3 p4st3, th3r3!!!!!!!

no, no, 1tz 4 sm4ll 4n1m4l!!!!!

*She's losing her fucking shit.*

 

It's fine.

*Frown.*

 

[He snickers, crunching on another rustball.]
I appreciate it, really, but people die a lot, it ain't hard. Long as we're talkin' general I'm good.

Not it, I know jack slag about y'all's physiology.

 

Y'know what's kinda fragged to pits, I still haven't figured out if I could kill with the offensive powers slag. I know I can cause a hell of a lot of pain but I hurt myself with it too, at least most of the time, so I dunno how to figure out if I can actually cause lasting damage.
[.... he nibbles on his rustball some more, frowning lightly.]

 

...I mean. You don't gotta know the outer limit of what you can do, 'specially if it hurts you as well as your target. [Do not. Pet. The acquaintance. Even if he looks like he could really use physical affection.] Depending on how exactly the bombardment works you could probably amp it up enough to cause overheating at least, and when processor parts start frying...

 

Yeah s'what I figured how it'd work, from what I've heard of medbay files and stuff. Doesn't sound like a pretty way to go, but then what out there is.

 

Mhm. Heck, if it actually runs along comm systems and not just sensory parsing and interpretation you might be able to hit the spark proper, though who knows what that'd do. [He shrugs. Sparks are fucking weird, medically speaking.]

 

-Throttle pads up from behind and installs herself on Scanner's lap without ceremony- I believe I can imagine a few instances where you might try to kill with your brain.