shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Well now I wanna call myself broken justa be contrary.

 

[She snaps silent almost immediately, hair standing on end and eyes gigantic. Startled bug.]

 

Ain't that the truth.

 

-Archive's got her hands clamped over her audio receptors.-

Oh, well, nobody is broken!!

 

That is so verifiably wrong I don't even know what to tell you, sodiumcluster.

 

Sorry!

 

I'm BROKEN :x it's ok though. Just a thing. Physical broken, mental broken, but I will SURVIVEEEE

 

-cackles-
brokebrokenbrokenyesyesyesyes

 

*Flips the bedsheet cowl back down. DEEP EXHALE.*

Where were we?

 

Nope, definitely broken, 100%. Official medical opinion. So broken I'm jailbroken too. [He snickers.]

 

Hi I heard we were collecting broken down slaggers?

 

-fascinated Helmstroll stare, insofar as said helmstroll really has any eyes you can see-
Youreshiny. Very shiny!!! Prettypretty.

 

NOBODY is broken!

 

That depends 9n y9ur pers9nal definiti9n 9f '6r9ken'.

 

Thank you! -shows off his shinies some-

Sweetspark, I can´t trasnform anymore an if I didn´t have crystals my plating woulda rusted off long ago. I think s fair to say I´m officially broken.

 

That's just- that's just physical, though!

 

Valiska takes a deep breath. "Sorry, Chroma, but the screaming was hurting my ears! I don't want to have to make myself not-hear you or any other member of my family, but that noise was actually painful to me!" Her voice is much lower and less catfighty now.

 

How bout the part where I lose my slag and kill people? Look, I think ya mean well but sometimes, it´s just the truth.

 

-the shinies are interesting enough to distract said helmstroll from imagining she's still trapped in the block, and she scurries over, crablike, to start climbing on him and trying to break off or in some cases apparently eat his crystals-

 

[Singsong:] You don't get to decide just what I am!