shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Ford groans. "I think we're all using different definitions of 'broken' here. I also believe that what my wife meant was that she knew they were not yelling because they were in immediate distress and needed help, but rather annoyed with each other and trying to annoy each other further, and therefore being very rude to everyone else who did not wish to play that game."

 

Hey! Those are mine you can´t take them!

 

It was either gru6silk-wrappings screaming 9r saying very rude things t9 the petulant gru6.

 

I mean honestly I'm just being contrary because generalizations about people tend to make me twitchy, but thanks for the infodump.

 

-chitters at him and continues trying to gnaw through a particularly large crystal cluster-

 

"Correct," Valiska says lightly, her hair and most of her muscles relaxing as she leans back against Ford. "It's an imperfect translation from the Talassani."

She glances at the helmstroll. "Hey," she says, "those crystals are attached to a person. You want something shiny to play with, I'll find you a thing."

Valiska shrugs at the new Vantas. "If she's a grub, then what are you?"

She glances at Karkat. "And aren't you supposed to be an adult?"

Valiska chuckles. "Sorry, Wiretap, but I wasn't yelling at you. I'm not old enough to mama-cat you."

 

-picks her off him and holds a detached crystal he´s gotten out of his subspace in front of her.-

 

A gru6 with 6asic manners.

 

Sorry...

 

-staaaaaaaaaaaaaaares at Valiska- Wrongshinies! These bestshinies!

-grabs it and immediately shoves it in her mouth, apparently not at all bothered to be dangled by the scruff by a giant robot-

 

Valiska watches this and considers whether or not it would be a good idea to suggest stringing the crystal on something and dangling it in front of the troll.

It works on kits, after all.

"Not from my perspective, not when all three of you were making horrible eardrum-splitting distress-noises and none of you actually needed help."

"I don't think you have anything to be sorry for, Archive, at least not as far as I can tell?"

 

I upset people! That's not acceptable!

 

You say that like age is any indication of caretaking urges :P

We're chill. Me problem, not a you problem.

 

I was releasing the negative em9ti9n 9f frustrati9n in a n9n-destructive manner.

I have a6s9lutely n9 idea what either 9f them were d9ing.

 

Wait what

...slag. No consequences here, you know that right?

 

-it does not fit, being much bigger than even the most determined trolls mouth-

 

It's not about consequences, it's about... it's about what's proper.

 

-this is absolutely not stopping her. Nor is the fact that she's drooling copiously now-

 

Valiska sighs. "You know that's not food?"

"Point, point." Valiska grins. "Okay, but you also don't strike me as being in immediate need of a mama cat."

"It's not non-destructive if it causes people pain," Valiska says sharply. "That noise hurts some people's ears. I have big pointy ears that hear things that human ears can't. I don't know which of the Transformers have sensitive aurals, but I don't think Scanner can stop hearing things. If you need to scream to release your negative emotions, you should go and do it where nobody else can hear you. People will either think you're hurt or in pain or get angry because you're causing them pain. None of those things will help."

 

-looks around at any and all trolls present, puzzled-
That normal for your species?