shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I Guess...

Thats Very Rude From Someone Whos Gonna Get Intimately Acquainted With The Impossible Hoofbeast Manure I Can Pull If Im Just Feeling Spiteful Enough

 

Y9u mean screaming and w9rshipping me against my will?

 

No I Mean Inventing Weaponry Most Sane Sapients Wouldnt Even Consider Building.

 

Gun sw9rd.

 

Pretty sure we've seen him in here, actually. Gunsword is a pretty tame goal as alts go.

 

Tw9 gun sw9rds, welded t9gether.

 

What The Big Mechanoid Said. Id Say Even A Gun That Shoots Other Guns Is Sort Of Boring To Consider.

Spoiler: gif

 

I'm n9t a fan 9f deadly weap9ns as a general rule.

 

If you're welding your patients together you probably shouldn't be in the medbay, that sounds kinda skeevy even for Devisens.

I mean, same, but I'm not about to hold people's alts against them, especially when there's maybe a handful of people still alive who actually got to choose theirs. Reassignment's dangerous for the patient even if you find a surgeon who knows what he's doing; there's a reason the K-Con production facilities were all out of the way on planets High Command didn't care about, and it's not "the Autobots won't look there".

 

"That sounds more like Soos's speed, not Chroma's." Stan shakes his head for a moment. All these collapsed timelines give you headaches. And memories of things that never happened, at least not to the you that you actually are.

 

Ford shudders momentarily, and then can't think why.

 

You Dont Gotta Be A Fan To Know That When You Have To Do The Thing Its Better To Shoot For Overkill Than To Leave The Other Side Room To Kill You Back.

What Is A K-Con The Concept Sounds Like Its Going To Traumatize People.

 

"I am definitely so not you," Ford says, laughing softly. "In any universe."

 

Mi? -what is that mi playing with, that´s really dark....a few dust specks get sucked into the minature black hole-

 

Valiska manifests a string with lots of shiny ribbons on it, and goes fishing for mis.

 

The 9ther side did kill me "6ack" and I still d9n't like deadly weap9ns.

 

Not Everyone Is You Though. Id Prefer To Put Up A Bit More Of A Fight, Not For My Sake But Because Someone Has To Stop The Condesce.

 

And then what?

Replacing the empress via murder isn't the rev9luti9nary new tactic y9u seem t9 think it is. It's h9w the thr9ne has 6een passed d9wn f9r hundreds 9f th9usands 9f sweeps and n9thing has ever changed.

 

S9rry if I d9n't 6elieve murder is accepta6le if it's d9ne t9 the "right" tr9lls, I supp9se.

*Where's his chewy stress ball.*

 

Mii! -she certainly catches mis. Two at once. They collide and fall off and sort out their paws before trying for another pounce.-
Mimimi! Hiss! mii! mi!