shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

If there's only two sides I think that makes you Officially Neutral, myep.

 

I don't think you can un-treason, dude.

 

This is true but going neutral still counts as abandoning the Cause so like
Rest in pieces if they ever send us after you, gunsword bro

 

Bluh, factional politics. -talky mouth hands-

 

JOKES ON YOU the NAILs are big ugly lameos too. I'm my own faction now.

Not even if I wish on a star and dream real hard? Booooooooo.

 

But hey I promise not to be one of those fraggers that sparks. Those guys are the worst.

 

Ughhhhhhhhhh It Was A Joke Lighten Up. I Dont Plan On Actually Wiring My Bloodpusher And Pan Up With An Explosive To Make It A Real Bad Idea To Put Me In A Fucking Helmscolumn Thatd Be Stupid And Way More Work Than Necessary Given I Already Have Dogbreaths And Finfaces Word On Them Killing My Fucking Ass Before It Comes To That.

 

[She half jokingly mimes throwing a slowmotion punch]

 

...thanks, I guess?

Ooooookay I ain't got no clue what a helmscolumn is but sounds like you already got an out. Good luck?

 

[He very slowly and dramatically falls, miming his untimely demise. It's very tragic. Very tragic.]

ur welcum my mech

 

Where the hell am I? Alright, last thing I remember is looking into Dylan's memories.... Uh... Or? Was it dangling down an elevator shaft by my guts? Fuckin...

 

...I mean, both of those imply unconsciousness as a possible outcome. This is a dreamspace, hello, welcome, 'sup?

 

Whoa... You are... Alright, that's sick as hell. Important question: do you have a dick?

 

Also, if this is a dream where's Snappy Sandal?

 

Wow, personal much? [He laughs.]

I understand all of these words individually.

 

Once again a threat to the Cause has been vanquished by yours truly!
[she snickers.]
[Then she sees the new arrival and hears what the guy says]
Well then.

 

Sure, I guess, sorry. Sometimes it's hard, y'know?

Snappy Sandal is the drop dead gorgeous, sexy, character in Wibbleworld's Mr Rotten cartoons.

*Sighs, thinks about that damn sandal that cursed his dick, causing an image to appear for a moment*

 

.... Yeah no I don't think I wanted to know that.
Why are organics so weird?

 

I guess I'm organic, technically, but that's sure a word to use for a Heckaton

 

...I'm gonna chalk that one up to 'variation in preference' and leave it at that. Don't think I've ever heard of Wibbleworld or this Mr Rotten, got any files you'd be willing to share?

I mean, you try explaining sparkmerge to a species with a chest cavity that's not meant to open.