[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Oh. It just occurred to me - Has Hal actually slept with anyone other than Dirk? Because if not, that might explain the infidelity jab. If he's been reserving the sweet robrobooty for Dirk alone, despite having emotions for Tavros and Dave, and then Dirk has gone and tried out another model...Awww.

 

Iyaaa, Senpai, it can't be!!

 

I vote the solution is a really weird threesome.
#and that said threesome is posted here #shut up

 

Sold.

 

So I looked, and it turns out, you're right. Hal's only ever slept with Dave, despite confessing and flirting with Tavros. Whoops.

That said, he'd still mention it even if he was fucking every guy in school, it's just how the AI be. And it's really only a matter of time until he asks Tavros out since he's not shy at all.

 

O_O Wow, thanks! I'm not at all confident with Dirk, so this is surprising to hear.

 

ehehehe
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Yeah you're right about that \></*~

 

My headcanon (yes I have headcanon for a porn game, don't look at me) is that Dirk and Hal are together romantically, but they're free to fuck other people.

Of course, the AI won't jive that way. The cheater status bubbles will pop up regardless and I'm sure Dirk or/and Hal will get into other relationships eventually.

 

\>n</'

 

what is this emote, a frustrated face in a bucket?

 

Hal's glasses! With a frowny mouth.

 

ohhhh

 

>;]

I'm so sorry

 

I spent ten minutes trying to figure out how to make that joke and you come along and do it in a single smiley

 

@oph NO H4RD F33L1NGS R1GHT?
That is to say, sometimes the best way to make a joke is also the simplest!

 

I'm so glad Dave finally confessed, that was getting ridiculous!
Also, not gonna lie, I would be really sad if Dirk and Hal broke up ): I read the FAQ, and if I remember correctly there should actually be an option to ask one of your romantic partners to get along with another, so you can actually have a nice and healthy poly thing, but I'm not sure if what conditions have to be met. Maybe it's worth a try? (DirkHal must live on!) And I agree, your Dirk voice is amazing! Seriously, it's so cool how you manage to roleplay so many different characters so well, it's just ridiculously fun to read! I am always looking forward to upd8s in this thread!

Oh, and I was almost done with my first ingame day and planned to post it on those days when you take a break, but for some reason my screencap program only got half of the caps I took, so I have to try again ): How are you taking your screenshots @Ruevian ?
Oh well, it's probably for the better. For some reason, when Kurloz and Aranea got it on in the middle of the street and I as Hussie just stood there and watched it like the beautiful trainwreck it was, for some reason Mituna suddenly popped up in front of me naked and told me how good it was. I didn't think too much about it and thought he was talking about the hot mime-on-spider action, but when I checked the sex stats at the end of the day Hussie and he apparently actually fucked?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? It didn't even give me one of those yes/no choice screens!
Jesus christ, Mituna, do you want your teacher to get fired? It was only the first day! What is he supposed to tell the police? "Listen officer, I know this sounds like bullshit, but I swear I was just innocently watching two of my students have sex when I accidentally fucked another one without noticing, and only later found out it happened when I looked at the buddhist statue behind the gym."
Good thing Kankri wasn't around, and the other class president was a little too busy going down on the clown to care.
This game, I swear!
Oh well, at least I know the mechanics a little better now. And for my new playthrough, I will remember: do not accept Mituna's invitations to eat. It's a trap.

 

bREVITY IS, uHHH, tHE SOUL OF WIT,,,

Which is to say that first, one must think of the simplest way