Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Jesus if Melynn is a girl i hope she does not grow up well endowed or high school is going to be hell

 

As in, "hey look at Melynn's melons"?

 

yes. that would be. very annoying

 

Maybe its pronounced meh-LINN, still weird and going to be pronounced "melon" at first glance


More bad names:

Caca (this is my daughter, (moves right up close to the mic so it sounds muffled) shit) (well ok in other languages it may be different but uh)

Cain (this is my child, brother of abel and the first vampire??)

Caligula (no???)

Captain (weve been over this, strawman who is planning to name a child after a title/rank)

Carcas (??? Like carcass??)

Caress ()

 

And that's just the C-A's!

 

Okay so someone in my dad's office is named Matthew Gaylord. High school must have been hell for him

 

I met a guy named "Stetson" the other day. I resisted the urge to ask if he had siblings named for other styles of hat ("This is my sister, Cloche, and my brother, Trilby, and our other brother, Propeller Beanie…").

 

I initially read Stetson as a last name, as in Son of Stet

 

Propeller Beanie: worst hero

 

I encountered someone today by the name of Trell

i mean, its interesting i guess?

 

cousins named their baby gertrude may
trudy may for short

 

There is a customer at our pharmacy whose first name is Meme. It's not even a baby, they're older than me, their name is from before internet memes were a thing. It's probably far more funny now than it ever was before.

 

Went through my sisters graduation commencement book thing because we got here two hours early, its starts at 1pm PST and im bored so i picked out some interesting names i saw:

Essence Unique (first and middle name are.... i have no words)
Keyarea (how the heck do you pronouce this? And where'd their mama get this name in the first place???)
Parissa (sounds snobbish tbh)
Plouse ( a last name, rhymes with louse so im sure they are very hardy now)
Scholar (last name, badass i would personally change my last name to Scholar if i had enough spoons for it)

 

my first instinct is that it's probably meant to be pronounced like "ciara" or "kiara"?

reminds me of Pacifica (gravity falls)

holy shit that's awesome

 

well, at least the parents were honest about why they named their child that. Almost as good as So'Unique.

makes me think of the Florida Keys, also called the "key area"

last name France-ia

oh no

that is a great name actually

 

Got another one for you folks

Kashmir (cashmere)

 

Kashmir?

 

Mebbe? Idk but its def spelled that way. I thought it was the fabric but i might be wrong *shrug*

 

I wonder if those parents were big Led Zeppelin fans, by any chance…