shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Yup! He's great.

-She sticks out an arm.-

I'm Lacuna.

 

WHAT.
D:<

I'm not a bug.

*Is totally a love bug*

 

[enthusiastic nodnodnod!!! Swamp-Desert-Weird-Country should have a vendor stall in Oak Tree Town! Selling goods among your neighbors is important!]

 

I was fixing an outlet in his office and he ATTACKED me.

 

[The explanation is intensely read by Aralia, while Laeto carefully nudges an offering of jellycandy up into @Kation's hideyvent. (All vents are Kation's vents. The nearest one now has gummies in it.) ARalia nods very seriously when he's done, even though he didn't understand half of it. Organic biology what? He just wants to go fast and eat tasty things.]

...can we have some? The cans . A can? It looks tasty, even if we probably can't process milk anywhere else!

 

Lovesquid doesn't roll off the glossa as easily.

You frag him up, doll?

 

D:<

I'LL FRAG HIM UP

 

I hit him with my toolbox and then Captain Nichrome made him pay me a day of his wages and the cost of a new toolbox and now he's not allowed to leave his suite.

But then that just makes me angrier because he gets paid over twice what I do and he doesn't even DO ANYTHING, he's not a real diplomat, EVERYONE KNOWS he makes Jetski do all his work and then yells at Jetski! And Jetski doesn't get paid what Oar does, either! He should just DIE.

 

Hell fragging yeah, murder's always an option. Airlock him next time, a couple centuries in stasis before he floats into a star will teach him a lesson, right?

[He winks. Or blinks. It's hard to tell with only one optic.]

 

I don't like this bot already.

Eating faces is frowned upon, YEAH?

 

There's cameras everywhere and people hate Oar but I'd get in trouble.

...although Silverweave DID kill that guy and eat his face, but he was having a psychotic break spurred by burnout of parts of his brain, and he's a lot more essential a crewmember than I am, soooo.

 

I'm trying to get him 'accidentally' left behind on a stop.

 

Super frowned on. Shit got you wrote up. Stealing faces is fine if it's in your job description though. Become an empurata surgeon and live your dreams, lovesquid.

Baller.

 

Ooh wow.

OH YES GOOD. Being left behind is the worst.

:'( But I'm not GOOD AT THAT

 

AND he'd be alive and it'd be his fault. The perfect revenge.

 

Git gud.

 

Who the frag is oar?

 

[Mhhh. Well they're clearly kids. And he has enough milk in stock. One of the gold cans they can have, it's a big one splitting it between them shouldn't be a problem. He thinks. Who knows. He gently drags the can over to them anyway.]

 

A FUCKER!!!!

 

YES

Why would I. I HAVE YOUUUU

*Happy squeeze*