Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: nsfw, Horrible

 

Related to the above.

Pumpkageist: "you get a frog, and YOU get a frog, and YOU get a frog."
Pumpkageist: "hello there, might i interest you in a poisonous amphibian today?"
Pumpkageist: "the first one is free!"

 

I hope I'm a good small peep

 

How gay are you on a scale of 1 to Babadook

 

You think, Yes! This is it! and then there's a giant snake, or some moron steals your election.

 

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Spoiler: context

in honour of a new trailer for beyond good and evil 2, chipcheezum and general ironicus are streaming the HD edition of beyond good and evil, in which you are a journalist who is paid to take pics of every animal (including many "animal people" like your uncle the pigman). the pig uncle built jet boots powered by.... farts. the picture taking mechanic is completely ok with you taking pics of peoples butts. it counts, it's fine,

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Spoiler: context???

BG&E has a side character who is an AI and is named secundo, he speaks with some kind of pseudo portugese spanish mystery accent that the streamers dubbed "future european"

 

Spoiler: context

Conversation about questionable Potterverse worldbuilding.

 

I mean the only thing technically manlier than two men having sex is three men having sex.

 

Four men having sex!

 

The real question is: does the manliness increase with each added man into the equation, or is there an upper limit that can be reached with a gay orgy?

 

And does the manliness increase linearly with each new man, or are there diminishing returns such that there's an asymptotic maximum that can never be reached?

 

True. But reality needs to stop making a liar of classic Doctor Who.

 

the only thing manlier than n men having sex is n+1 men having sex

 

I would like to put forth the revolutionary idea that it is in fact asymptotic, but while the area of said orgy could theoretically be infinite, the volume of manliness would still be finite.