I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for that staircase, but we may have to hire Dirk Gently if we ever want to know what it is.
Spoiler: the prequel edit: something apparently written by pat about the c r o n c h/ascending from the mortal plane Spoiler: found on twitter, probably also cursed the final edit: cursed video of c r o n c h
confession: i thought that was a dick-shaped sandwich at first (also how the fuck did i never notice this thread, i love it)
