shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Do I look like I've got time to teach someone to do this slag? I'm juggling medic work with sorting sparks and trying to get the reincarnation cycle back on its pedes and oh Sire damn it. -he shakes his head at his datapad-

Yes sorry I've only been incarnated for a pretty short while! Think I've just about got inventory of everyone inside now though!

 

Fully explaining gender would be hard.

 

Sounds like you need to teach someone else to do that slag cause you clearly need an extra pair of hands.

Hem hem.

 

-he stops and looks at her properly for the first time-
I mean, thank you for the offer I suppose, but it's bad enough letting Marchy get his hands on my metaphysical internals at points. Not sure I'd trust anyone who isn't at least half deity.

 

And how would you or anyone but this Bill know this? In general it is bad manners to decide for someone else what their sustenance is lad.

 

-She looks deeply hurt.-

Sorry, guess I forgot my place.

 

Wrong court auntie, trust me.
[She cartwheels into the rave from nowhere really, with a flourish]

Awwww Marchy gets to do all the fun things with you~

 

It is also bad manners to fuck up the very fabric of existence, mister.

 

Oh- damn it, not what I meant. Look. Ask Voidy. She might teach you something. You'd be better suited for her line of work than mine anyway. Wrong alignment for mine-

- speak of the Unmaker. Or his daughter. -he grins. it's a much softer, slightly dopier grin than one might expect-

 

But I'm not 'at least half deity', am I?

 

Not if you're invited to you idiot. I'm not making the consort take me on walks do I? His filthy little fleshsuit punishes him for it everytime but my services aren't cheap.

 

It's not a slagging status thing, all right? Any more than you being an outlier is a slagging status thing.

 

I just don't see what alignment has to do with anything. Would you teach Stentato, if it's just about that?

 

Because you're aligned with Destruction and I'm the fragging Well of All Sparks. Combining Creation and Destruction when you don't know what you're fragging doing could end the universe.

 

[She gracefully bounces over to him and kisses him on the cheek. If you squinted you could maybe mistake it for a familial thing. Maybe]

Awww look, fiddling with the well gets all burny and tingly for us chaoslings yeah? Marchy always complains and that's the job he was incarnated for! We're just worried. Caer would give us the disappointed optics if we lost your arms in Phae.

 

Did the entire universe invite him to fuck it up, though?

 

I'm not Destruction! Not until things actually happen!

...well arms can be replaced.

 

...thank you for your work, sir. [Switchboard bows more deeply and sincerely than he ever did to any Senator.]

[He looks intensely curious, but... Lacuna seems busy now. Perhaps later. Yes.]

 

You still have the aura, Liege. You've been claimed, and Unmaking is not meant to take place in the Well 'til the very end.

 

not to interrupt but hows that work
like genuine question not like i dont believe you cause i seen some real unexplained mysteries shit in here
like oh damn thats cool as hell but i dont get how thats working although i heard some shit about metaphysics so maybe i wont get it but
cant hurt to try
do i gotta flash my deity card at the door for this forbidden knowledge or nah