shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

HM... Changer yes that works. Shifty-face.... NO THAT THAT YOU ARE NOW SHIFTY-FACE.

*Very proud of himself, look at him go.*

 

We probably aren't, though Weirdmageddon might've fucked things up enough for that to no longer matter. Either way, I hope you're right about the failsafe.

 

Are you now? No warning or anything?

Excellent! [Inordinately proud. This is their squid son now, they're keeping this one.]

 

god haxx eat shit on your sacrificial slab come back with cool jammies and conditional immortality

forreal though i think all of us got different rules and shit regarding specifically how gods happen and what they can do

most of em just happen to revolve around creation myths cause thats kind of what gods like
do
broadly speaking

 

It's more likely that I've gone all the way around the bend, the way some of us insane Puppeteers eventually do.

 

Perhaps. I'd need a closer look at you to be sure.

 

[She threateningly holds up another one of those anti-energy-balls.]

 

*drily* I'd rather not.

Are you a psychiatrist? Psychologist? Doctor of some other sort?

 

Absolutely! I was there. Kinda. Properly after I split from Uni, anyway.

Decided it was more productive than fighting. -is that a meaningful tone?-

Well, I mean, if that's what makes you happy? Makes no difference to me either way...

 

[they shakes out their """fur"""]
I believe the consort, "Billy", Eye of Snakes and I do not temporally line up with the know-it-all fog-eyes.

 

If there wasn't one, your actions wouldn't have been the fault. Every system, magical or theological, has some kind of design flaw that might allow for this, but that doesn't mean that the people who try to combat its effects are at fault for its failures.

Besides, I'm fairly certain that a few of the people in here like to play bear teasing. You've just got the unfortunate happenstance of being the bear.

See? Not really an issues of concern here. Fog-eyes?

 

It does not. *sighs* But I'll accept it. I've gone completely mad.

 

Know-it-all fog-eyes?

*sighs* I guess, but still... still... people shouldn't be able to just up and fuck with the universe the way Bill did.

 

-Primus pats Nessus very carefully on the back- It's probably not all that bad! You get to hang out here, and here's awesome!

 

A Watcher who has gone blind and foolish. The lad should demand his Perception prize more often if his thoughts are so muddled.
[Snort.]

 

Awesome? Everyone argues all the time about everything here. How's that awesome?

 

Oh, I very much agree with you there. I'm dealing with a situation that's... close. Not exactly the same, but close enough to be a, er, familiar scenario.

And a Watcher is...?

 

*sighs* Oh. Well, then, good luck. You'll probably need it.

 

i dont think many people WANT to eat shit and die
man you are some spock ass motherfucker
i dont actually care what you believe cause its a damn sight better than people acting like im not just some dude but jeebus

anyway i think we should bust out the poppers and have a god party in this bitch

 

You get to meet so many interesting people and learn so much new stuff about other universes!