shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

You used to call me fog-eyes in that annoyyyyying tone of yours.

 

I can do fireworks if you like!

 

One who watches and thinks. You'd think the term was self explanatory.

Half-starved-dreameater is a mouthful kid.

 

Spock? From... Star Wars, yes? The centuries-old movies?

And I take it that you want me to stop questioning the gods' existence. Alright. It does seem unlikely that either of us will get through to the other, after all, on that.

... yes, that does sound nice. I am an explorer, after all.

 

Yes, I rather think I will. Hopefully all of us will get out alive but... I don't think it will happen.

Well, the Sky-Watcher communed with the Lady of the Skies to tell the Avvar what might come to pass. I wasn't sure if your watcher was something of a priest as well.

 

[They spread out into a nice big target, still grinning.] Come at me, darlin'.

[Well now they're going to gnaw on Voidy just to be contrary.]

 

[They snort a barking laugh]
Not a priest. Mortals can't be watchers. I mean Scryers, dreameaters, Ears and Eyes. Like the useless ribbon over there. Not for nothing they call them Eye of Snakes.

 

Intriguing. I wonder why that detail didn't survive...

...pardon my interruption, but when has 'shouldn't be able to' ever stopped anyone with power?

 

Here's a GREAT place to explore. You can't even get hurt!

-tiredly- Enough, Mala.

 

Which one? I've lost track of how the truth's got muddied, everyone seems to have a different idea of what happened!

 

[She dances around Mala, always just out of reach, taunting.]
You've gotten rusty, cousin.

 

*sighs* Oh yeah, true. It never does.

 

fuck yeah man ill provide the soundtrack to what is shaping up to be the best fucking rave in existence
you could make a religion outta this

[snerson is back! dave has an apple, and this time it's not a shitty supermarket one]

oh my god
oh my god
no i mean spock in the thrilling historical epic galaxy quest

 

[Pouting about Grimm being terrible has been delayed THE MORTAL HAS BROUGHT AN OFFERING]
Hiiiiiii~ :D

 

Any of it at all. Last I heard, the accepted creation myth was that you sprang fully-formed from the undefined void and unintentionally created Unicron in doing so, and the great battle was over him trying to drag you back into it.

 

Ah, so it's more of a magical thing, then. Does this relate to your discussion about contracts earlier, or do they manage without that transfer of powers?

 

[They cackle gleefully, chasing through every twist and turn, but the very observant might notice their various claws and fangs have gone blunt and (relatively) harmless. Tag is Best Game!]

[Cheerfully:] You can't stop me!

 

That's good to know. Won't stop my fearful instincts from kicking in if... stuff that would be dangerous in the normal world starts happening, though. You can take the Citizen out of the universe, apparently, but you can't make them not a Citizen.

Galaxy Quest? Is it the one with the human that accidentally warps himself across the universe and has to try to get himself back home again? John Crichton?

 

If you tried to contract a Guardian to do a Watcher's work they would laugh in your face and make your summoning circle stink of sulfur for weeks. If you're lucky. Many regard it an insult. Sounds like Ford tried to make a Destructor do a Watcher's work. Which explains why he ended up charging much.
[Grimm seems entirely unperturbed talking about the potential end of an entire universe]

 

-Primus makes a sweeping gesture and the 'sky' lights up with dramatic fireworks. He grins, delighted like a child-

-Primus makes a noise of what sounds like disgust- Me and Uni aren't two sides of a coin. We're the same side, the other side being nothing at all. Even Uni doesn't aim for pure nothing.

I can't. But if you hurt her, there will be consequences. -it's a tired warning, given before, and only meant as a reminder; Primus hasn't missed that Mala's mostly only playing now-

It's okay, I won't let anything get you!