shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

... cool. *Still snickering from before*

Oh goodness, that was adorable. Would it be more apt to call me hot? Hmmm

 

... Careful lad I'm gonna start charging soon.
[Amused bark-laugh.]
It is hard to quantify in mortal terms. In the Other Place time flows differently.

 

VOLKSWAGEN? I--WHAT

...ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??? I GENUINELY DON'T GET WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU'RE TRYING TO START HERE, BUT IT STINKS

 

I'm mad in the Citizen sense of the word - brave. ... well, braver. Braver than most of my kind. Still cowardly compared to the people of most other species, though.

I thought Volkswagens were cream. Or brown. I guess this one is unique, then?

Isn't that what your species is called? Volkswagens?

 

[The little smoke plume escaping their lips is pink and forms a little heart for just a moment.]
Maaaaaaybe~ But it wouldn't work so well for the snake joke.

 

What are your rates? I know you mentioned hunting, but since I can't exactly give you access to my self outside of this place, I'm not sure how else to help you.

Oh. Damn. Dorian would probably kill me if I didn't say that blood magic is quite off the table too. But I'm willing to haggle on most everything else. When you say time flows differently-- in the Fade, when we were there physically, it was a trip of several hours, maybe days, but in the real world only minutes passed. A... friend once said that he could relive centuries of history in a single dream. Is there no way to tell between the two, then?

 

Ah true!

 

There are always still drinks if I'm still around. -MORE FRILLY DRINKS APPEARIFY but Laverna is in fact at 'gin and tonic, hold the tonic' phase of party time-

-she's also probably still sitting on part of Koios. She never did get up-

 

[ohshit.jpg]
[DESPERATE RAISED EYEBROWS AND HEADTILTS AT NESSUS]

i dunno man i think the actual volkswagen would know what their standard color is better than someone who never met one before

 

[Canine grin, their fangs glinting flint and glowing with amber.]
Woodcarvings, preferably from birch. It is the traditional offering for my family.

And no, Time is knotted and tangled between the two. Sometimes it goes slower, sometimes faster. Most often it goes sideways.

 

-GROAN-

 

You're both hot and cool. You're making me dizzy in faaaaact~
[They bat their lashes]

[That's okay she's just includded in the ridiculous pile of Snake flirts (or Snirts)]

 

... yes, I guess he would.

Karkat, the red "god" *the quotes are audible in his tone of voice* said you are of the Volkswagen species. Like Spock from the historical drama Galaxy Quest.

 

-a perfectly ordinary young man appears, landing heavily on Lindi's back-
Are you flirtin' again?

 

[FLUSTERED SNAKE, QUICK HIDE IN A PLUME OF MORE PINK SMOKE]
neverrrrr~ not meeee...

 

Isn't there a song about that? Hot and cold, yes and no? In and out???

... I see

 

Ah, that makes sense. I shouldn't exactly expect any sort of dreamspace to follow the logic of our more material realms, right? Can you tell me why you prefer certain offerings over others? A desire demon wants physical intimacy because it feeds that part of them that needs those wants, but a knowledge spirit asks for a story to add to its repertoire. Why carvings and the hunt, for you?

[He lifts his hand, twisting it, and then there's a halla carved in birch sitting on his palm. It's pretty rough around the edges-- something that he might have carved himself back when he had both hands.]

I'd make it for you by hand rather than like this, but it's a bit hard for me now and I was never adept at woodcarving in the first place.

 

-snorts and claps him on the shoulder- I smell it miles away.

-Billy offers his hand politely- Nice t'meetcha!

 

-She is entirely fine with this. Possibly more than fine with this, but she's not gonna--

-Nevermind, the opportunity has presented itself for her to Be a Shit. KISS THE SNEK-

 

-Billy wolf-whistles and laughs-