shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

OK, THAT TOO. BUT LET'S BE HONEST, THE ONE I HAD THE MOST INFLUENCE ON WASN'T EXACTLY THE PICTURE OF HEALTH!

 

[Grimm takes this in for a moment, mulling it over.]
In that case I revise my opinion and apologize, your Highness, may your clan be healthy, well fed and powerful.
[It is *weird* that someone is still around after spawning but then Karkat is corporeal and that seems to be a corporeal thing. Either way making an entire universe is respectable.]

 

"You got Dave out of it, so I'd say you did all right, given that it was all apparently doomed from the start for reasons that had nothing to do with you." Ford shrugs and raises a stein full of coffee, which may or may not have just appeared out of thin dreamspace air. "Here's to the well-intentioned fuckups, may we all live to see at least most of the damage we did undone or redressed, and may we all find happiness and the mercy we need. It'd be a pretty shitty world if people got what they deserved and deserved what they got."

 

Thaaaaaaaat's a good question.
o_o

Something to do with the Shus, I think?
?_?
=_=

Not exactly a prime time to be conking out, even for a FABULOUS dream like this one.
>_>
^_~

Are ALL the sexy clones going in the shame box? Together? ALL OF THEM?
^_~
?_?
^_~

 

*peeking out from behind one of the birch trees, while dabbing* Defender of Justice, Seven-Zero-Seven is what I am!!!!

None of us are really speaking to you, u know. U are actually hearing words typed up by an angel!!
According to the legend...they look something like this!!!!:

 

[wat. blinkblinkblink]

UH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO...CALL ME THAT? I MEAN I JUST GOT DONE SAYING THAT I FUCKED UP DOING THE WHOLE UNIVERSE THING, I'M DEFINITELY NO BADASS, ALL-POWERFUL RULER.

UGH, I'VE BEEN DOWN THIS PARTICULAR ARGUMENT ROAD SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I COULD RECITE EVERY POSSIBLE ANSWER WORD FOR WORD AND STILL NOT BE CONVINCED. SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT EVEN IF PARADOX SPACE NEEDED ME TO FUCK UP, IT DOESN'T NEGATE THE FACT THAT I *DID* FUCK UP. AND EVEN THEN, MAYBE IF PARADOX SPACE HADN'T BEEN STUCK WITH, YOU KNOW, ME, THEN THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE OUTCOMES WHERE EVERYTHING DIDN'T GET RUINED. I MEAN, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE STARTING WITH BROKEN TOOLS!

GOD DAMN IT, NO! INDIVIDUAL SHAME BOXES FAR, FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

 

Who, me? No, no, we're fine, it's no matter. Most of us do need the deterrent to keep away from each other before we fully awaken-- don't need another Singularity running around, even the most well-intentioned!

[Vector summons a (relatively) short glass of his own, filled with something bright green and slightly fizzy, and lifts it in Ford's general direction.] To well-intentioned fuckups, and setting them as right as we can.

 

Ohhhh so this is an 'isolation bondage' style of situation, gotcha.
^_~

I will endeavor to make my INDIVIDUAL SHAME BOX unsexy, but let's be honest, I'M GONNA FAIL!
^_^
^_~

 

[anger bug noises are back]

I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TURN THE WANK CRANK I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN STOP YOU. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN YOUR STEAMY FONDLING SESSION, SO I GUESS IF THE BOX IS OPAQUE AND SOUNDPROOFED, GO THE FUCK AT IT UNTIL YOU DIE OF DEHYDRATION

 

"You totally are." Lissa grins at him. "And the reason I asked about Marcus was last time we talked..."

 

a singularity? That sounds a bit apocalyptic.

 

Ehhhhh... [He wobbles the hand not holding his drink.] Not necessarily. It's just harder for us to get our individual jobs done if we're all stuck together.

 

[More birches burst from the ground. No.]

"Badass" and "all-powerful" are modifiers that have no bearing on whether or not a ruler is worthy of the polite address for a ruler. You rule, therefore you are to be adressed as "Your Highness" such as a human who summons me, no matter how disreputable, or incapable, is to be adressed as "Master" or "Mistress". Even She Of Many Names cannot escape this rule, however much she would prefer the Clan of Lily to refer to her as a sister, rather than as the Mistress. Such are the rules that govern us.

 

-blinks- i imagine. I mean mis can stick ourselves together but that tends to be temporary. And voluntary.

 

You're so mean to me.
;_;

I mean, I totally deserve it so I can't complain.
^_~

Oh yeah, YEAH I remember! I gotta... we gotta talk about it but also, the Shus? So that might not be happening today buuuuuuut I've been thinking of you, thinking of me, thinking of us, togetheeeeer~.
^_~
^_^

 

Lissa grins at him, and then hugs him, because she is nothing if not a cuddly catte even if cuddling is all she's allowed to do. "Good. You keep thinking those thoughts! Besides if you kiss my husband I might have to kiss your boyfriend, and where on earth might that go?"

 

Meanwhile Valiska is blushing so hard her face might catch fire. Is Lissa in season? No, she can't be. If she were she'd not be willing to include the boyfriend, not if she hasn't already slept with him. She's not in season, she's just...acting like she is. Like Valiska does, when she's in season, but only with Ford, because they didn't figure it out in time to include Sev.

Though, she really should have noticed the thing where she let Sev touch her when she was in season, and normally she'd have at least considered drawing steel on any other man who got that close to her. Hindsight is always the clearest. Damn it.

 

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I'M MEAN TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE MAYOR. THIS ISN'T SPECIAL TREATMENT, I ASSURE YOU

 

Well, nearly everything is temporary, but that doesn't mean it can't be a right pain in the meantime. We're not particularly built to combine-- that was Nexus's deal! [He grins.]