Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

I love it because its almost good but not quite and it makes me wanna cry. Its like if someone was trying to do karaoke of a song they didnt know

 

The Gregory Brothers have a ton of these under the label Happy Sad Songs, and I love them.

 

Oh my god
Is this real life. Why is this happening. Why is no one stopping her. Ive never seen someone be so wrong at cooking before this is down right frightening

 

What was on top?? Ramen noodles?????

That's not how you cook a whole chicken T.T

 

I think it was instant chow mein. Its just. Very upsetting all round. The fucking carrots sticking out of it, the marshmallows pinned to the top, the grape jelly being scooped with chopsticks, the way she drops bits on the floor and happily puts it back on the goddamn chicken... Im shook

 

Oh god every time i watch it i see more things. She just fucking shoved whole walnuts, still in their shell, randomly into the bird. Help.

 

OLIVES

 

what is happen here

 

abominations

 

They couldn't stop her, but they could hide the evidence?

 

i'm terribly curious as to what this video was. i'm all the more intrigued by your horrified reactions to it

 

A lady (who said she was raised vegetarian, to be slightly fair) stuck random vegetables and other things into/on a raw whole turkey and tried to cook it in the microwave. hitting the chicken button, which is for small pieces of chicken, not. a whole one.

 

They didn't hide it very well:

 

Further research also tells me its from a show called flavor of love, which ran ten episodes for one season in 2006. The premise of the show was a bunch of women moved in with flava flav and tried to hook up with him bachelor style. They all had nicknames like hottie.

 

That would explain why the supervisor guy is wearing the egg timer around his neck. I did wonder.

 

I'm gonna get a switchblade comb. I may not fit the greaser attitude, but it's a cool aesthetic.

 

Anyone else think the mcdo/nald's kids meal mascot is really disturbing?

 

This is the most relatable interview with a major philosopher I have ever seen on youtube. Granted, I haven't seen all that many interviews with major philosophers on youtube because so much of the history of Western thought predated video that I just don't expect to be able to find that sort of content there. But this is Jacques Derrida, the guy who invented deconstruction:



I've noticed a pattern where when I'm tired, I start feeling really anxious and bad about conflict or asserting myself. I regret everything I ever said. It never occurred to me that an important philosopher whose work I adore could also sometimes feel like a naughty kid who needs to shut the fuck up.