shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Vector chuckles.] Sometimes you just need different instruments! What are you trying to pick up, bitlet?

 

I want to know what is in the space the block isn´t.

 

Huh! Well, yes, that might be a bit difficult, most tools out in the universe aren't built for looking at void-- let's see if we can't whip something up! [It's Science Time!]

 

Lissa smiles. "My friend will not eat you, you don't need to dead him. But another wolf might try." She pets the mi with one finger, carefully. "But don't worry. I would not let anything bad happen to you."

 

-Science! Soundy summons up various strange contraptions to science upon-

 

"My first guess would be the gases of the air we're breathing, if this were a purely material space--if you remove solid matter from a closed area filled with gases, they will expand to fill up the space. But this probably isn't a material space, and...where are you putting the rest of the block when it fades?" Ford smiles.

 

-the mis closes it´s eyes and purrs softly-

 

I would like to keep an eye in this one for a while, if it´s alright. But I´m sure you could invite another mi home with you. Just know that there is no such thing as a solitary mi. You will get more of them.

 

In the void, wherever that is. Which might mean I´m feeding it to Unicron. If it were gases the measurements should have said, it must be something else.

 

dont feed them after midnight

 

Whos midnight?

 

hahaha oh man aint that the real question
do gremlins have their own internal clock that aligns with midnight in a specific earth timezone
do their circadian rhythms adjust so that its midnight in whatever timezone youre in
what about alien timekeeping systems
its an eternal mystery and really the only way to be safe is not to feed them at all
because what DOES after midnight mean and how far does that apply
because really any time tomorrow is gonna be after tonights midnight but i assume they can eat at some point without flipping a steaming load of shitcakes becauss how else do they live
what is it with vague warnings its like some fuckers deliberately setting up these poor sadsacks
bullshit is what it is

 

I have no idea what you´re talking about, but most organics die without food.

 

[From the depths of Sciencing, a wild (distracted) answer appears!] Midnight's a colloquial name for the moment one solar cycle ticks into the next-- end of one day, start of the next. Knighty-Night there's talking about an Earth movie's internal logic.

 

did i just get mansplained how organics work
i know i dont look like im made out of meat rather than sculpted out of flawless marble but i promise i do understand the organic experience
firsthand even
anyway i havent met anyone who isnt at least OCCASIONALLY baffled by my shit and youve got the dis/advantage of not being exposed to my frankly delightful culture

[dave lets out a surprised laugh at the nickname]

its dave but yeah that about sums it up

 

Oh, it´s a movie. -Pokes the science some more. things go bing-

Man? Oh, like male human. I think Mechsplained might fit better? -a confused science catte is confused-

 

Dave, right, yes, okay. Do you happen to have a--

--oh! Do that again, do that again, that was interesting--

 

Wait a bit...now! -poke, bing!-

 

Ooooh! Yes, yes, there we go, I think we've got something now! Do your thing, kitten, let's see if this can't detect your voidiness from farther off!

 

"And if there are enough of them, will someone like you turn up?" Lissa wonders, smiling. "Because that could actually be very interesting. And...could this little being actually kill a wolf, or a bear? Or an overgrown catfish who's not the darling the idiot in the oval office thinks she is?"