shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Ford nods. "Wouldn't Unicron tell us if he...? ...they? ...were being fed?"

"Yes, yes, that's very impressive, I like that!" Ford bites his lip. "Is someone taking notes on this? Because if not, I will."

 

its a figure of speech but yeah man mechsplained works too im all about the inclusives

i must be providing some real titillating dialogue here god damn
do i have a what ive gotta know the fate of the world could rest upon this
does my bologna have a second name
id spell it but it doesn't really fit the song
although my bolognas name is g i a n t lbr hahaha

 

-loafs up and purrs, making the experiment subject fade-

rrrt? I have a recording going.

-distracted purring-

 

I am! More's always good, though, we can compare after-- and no, why would Uni ever be cooperative? He's a big sulkpot, he is.

I was going to ask around for one of these-- [Vector gestures, magicking up an odd-looking... something midair. It's got lots of tiny tubes along one side--] but, well, dreamspace, we've got it. Hang on a tick, will you? Unless you want to take notes too?

 

Someone like me doesn´t take more than one mi. I synthetized my body, someone like this little one could take over the nervous system of a body or reasonably fresh corpse. That is how the first mi like me happened.
I know some mis live in symbiosis with the original owners of their bodies as well, they traded healing from an otherwise incurably illness or injury for a chance to share.
As for killing, well mi-ing can result in death but for the more typical way it will have to eat a poison first. Belladonna is the traditional starter.

 

Hmmm well i´m not sure he´d notice? -spoken through purring-

 

[dave is totally not sulking because of a critical lack of attention, no]

man i dont even understand the fuck youre doing how am i supposed to take notes
and then the doohickey made a ding noise which was slightly different than the other ding noises it made before
maybe more of a dong noise now that i think about it
anyway everyone lost their shit over it it was wild

 

-amused catte snort-

 

Niether do I so we can not get what´s going on together.

 

[Vector watches intently, badly muffling intrigued noises.]

Well, see, we don't quite know what's going on either, that's somewhat the point... hmmmmm. You can't remove things, can you? I'm sure there's some way to fuss Time about to make it play like Void, and in the interest of properly testing the mechanism we should probably-- [blah blah blah science science science.... Vector. Vector stop, you're losing the mortals.]

 

Prrhaps we could rrremove something frrom time? -said through purrs-

 

Lissa looks concerned. "Is it usual for them to want to take over a person? They don't seem malicious...although sharing, I suppose, is likely nice for those who can't be healed any other way."

 

ahaha hell yeah mutual bafflement is a hell of a feeling
the only science i really get is paleontology but thats more cause my brain fuzzes out whenever its not something i care about a ton you dig
not cause i couldnt if i wanted to
you do architecture right

[confused pause]

my moms void and she could probably help if i knew where she was but i dont think she exactly passed that particular trait down

sounds like an idea with consequences maybe dont do that unless you know exactly whats gonna happen and since other dude just said you dont know im gonna have to formally object

 

Well yes, but that's more a destructive class's territory, isn't it...? Ooh, there it goes! [The test subject has indeed vanished.] Let's give it a few seconds before we bring it back, see if anything changes...

 

"You'd need to be very careful," Ford says while scribbling. "Fucking around with time...that gets dangerous, especially with little things you don't think matter much."

 

"Isn't that what dreamspace is for, Poindexter? No consequences here! Let the kid have some fun."

 

Mm, fair enough.

...right. Yes, that too, this place doesn't respond quite so well to me, I can't just patch it back up if something goes screwways.

 

[dave's tone sharpens abruptly; it's a jarring shift from his usual monotone]

do fucking not

 

Immaterial isn't quite the same as 'no impact on the material,' though, especially when we might be playing with the Dead Universe here. It likes to eat things.

 

"...my girlfriend's Void, do we need that right now?"

"Can it eat stuff here? Really? Even if the stuff doesn't want to be eaten? Sixer said I can't get hurt here unless I want to."