Here is what happened: I took a long drive out to Fuck Knows Where one day, cuz I like driving around in Virginia. When I decided it was time to turn around and find my way home, I stopped at a CVS for some caffeine and stretch the legs. They were selling cameras. They were selling "high definition" little handhelds that could take video and still images. Its functions were basic. Its packaging was yellowed from age. Its price was $37. Aside from having entered in the date as several years in the future (because it let me), I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to alter these photos in any way. This is all just... my little Vivitar's natural behavior. The first two are objects that exist in the house where I live. The rest were taken on the grounds of the Washington National Cathedral. Spoiler: come with us on a magical journey...