I love seeing little Stand users with the little versions of their Stands :> Teeny Silver Chariot was the best thing about the battle with... Alessi? I think that was his name.
I'm finally gonna start watching Diamond is Unbreakable! With random comments from Bash (paintcat) Spoiler: Episode 1: Jotaro Kujo! Meets Josuke Higashikata .....wtf? Okay then. Person just... got their body cut off from their hands while eating breakfast. That's. Okay then. Jojo! Or, well, Jotaro. Josuke's the next Jojo. Pfff, love the hyperfast setting-everything-into-place. Marine explorer, huh? Hmmmm Ooh! That hair, that coat with random golden shit, could it be...? Ohh?? Epic pose? Knew it. (where is the second "Jo" in his name, anyway?) YOU DO NOT MESS WITH JOJO'S HAIR Huh? His Stand power is healing? Ooh, niice! A son Joseph had? Huh. Jojo has healing powers! But... wrong healing powers? Aww, Jojo's apologizing to Jotaro about taking the inheritance money, I feel him nooo you don't need to apologize Spoiler: Episode 1: Jotaro Kujo! Meets Josuke Higashikata paps the Jojo OMFG JOTARO DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU DO NOT INSULT THE HAIR? Bash-Today at 11:22 PM He is very bad at this the whole "interacting with people normally" thing I'm pretty sure Kakyoin was his first real friend evilas-Today at 11:23 PM dawwww ...lol their fight is amazing AND JOTARO STILL HAS THE TIME POWERS! YESS!! ...He is very bad at this huh, so a ghost photograph led him there? Bash-Today at 11:29 PM btw, the "suke" in "Josuke" can also be read "jo" he's a true JoJo evilas-Today at 11:30 PM ah! A true JoJo with a Japanese writing pun thrown in bc yes Bash-Today at 11:30 PM So many bonus fun fact: "Higashikata" can also be read "Touhou" Yes, that Touhou. It means "Eastern[direction]" or "the Orient"(edited) evilas-Today at 11:34 PM huh! ok, so we know this season's bad guy, lol Bash-Today at 11:36 PM Hmm? Oh, Angelo? evilas-Today at 11:36 PM Angelo I love how they give a thorough description of how evil he is and they end with a "his last crime was unbelievably vile" and don't actually say what it is. WAIT Koichi and Josuke are the same age? They really, really don't look it OH MY GOD THE HAIR THING IS GONNA BE PLAYED TO DEATH AND I'M GONNA LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT AREN'T I ok, so that's it for Episode 1. Ending with Angelo hating Jojo's guts and wanting to kill him. .....I'm gonna watch episode 2 now, lol
Spoiler: Episode 2: Josuke Higashikata! Meets Angelo OH OK, ANGELO, JUST FUCKING BITE A DOG'S FACE OFF WHY DON'T YOU Ooh! Loving the intro music! All party and shit! I imagine the 4th guy will be introduced soon Bash-Today at 12:26 AM He is a little bit of a latecomer. evilas-Today at 12:56 PM Whoops, I'm gonna finish the episode now Oh fuck, she drank him. HOLY FUCK JOJO HE JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN HIS OWN MOM, TOOK THE STAND AWAY FROM HER STOMACH, AND HEALED HER BEFORE SHE REALIZED ANYTHING THAT'S FUCKING HARDCORE HOLY SHIT oh shit, the jar's gonna fall and break, isn't it? or oh, fuck. Disguising itself as brandy? oh, shit yeah, no, he's already dead Going back to classic "let's try to beat the main bad guy, or at least survive his attacks" is refreshing, tbh. Ooh! So he can hide in condensed steam, huh? Nice. HOLY SHIT, HE TRAPPED HIM INSIDE A GLOVE INSIDE HIS OWN BODY THAT'S 100% JOESTAR RIGHT THERE Wait, huh? Angelo wasn't the Big Bad? I have no idea where this is going, so I'll just keep watching, lol.
Spoiler you'll definitely be seeing the big bad around soon it's a small town after all you just won't realize it's them
Spoiler: Episode 3: The Nijimura Brothers, Part 1 Ooh! So someone can give people Stands? Of course DIO's involved good, he's finally dead. Ooh! I like how this is going deeper into the backstory of "why did DIO randomly get a Stand, anyway?" PFFFFHAHAHA OMG THEY JUST CASUALLY GREET THE ANGELO STONE wtf, that's the guy from the intro. Is he... nevermind, I'll just wait and see(edited) OH, ok so she thinks he's Joseph! ....JOTARO, YOU SUCK AT PEOPLE I LOVE YOU Oh shit The Hand! Ooh! I've heard of this one! ooh! It deleted a letter? wow, damn! It can delete the space between 2 people! aaand yeah, that's the Joestar ingenuity I know and love. I mean, I guess I have no choice but to watch the next one now!
Spoiler: Episode 4: The Nijimura Brothers, Part 2 Anyway, Jojo entered the Nijimura house, saved a guy from being killed by his brother, healed his wounds, and is now chasing down the guy who is currently in posession of the bow and arrow Bash-Today at 5:24 PM Ah yes... that house has at least one more secret in it evilas-Today at 5:34 PM HOLY FUCK, DAMN, OKUYASU SAVING THE DAY or, well dismantling his brother's trap wtf? Lots of tiny toy soldiers? Koichi can see them?? WILL HE GET A STAND!? :D:D:D:D His Stand is...... an egg? Bash-Today at 5:58 PM :D Okuyasu's a good boy, you'll see evilas-Today at 6:04 PM Ooh! Nice going! Repairing the broken missiles to attack back And with that, we... hang on, there's one more part to this? Bash-Today at 6:06 PM Like I said, the Nijimura house has secrets! evilas-Today at 6:06 PM One more then!
Spoiler: Episode 5: The Nijimura Brothers, part 3 evilas - Yesterday at 11:17 PM hey, interested in some Jojos? Bash - Yesterday at 11:18 PM Hell yeah. You finished the Nijimura brothers mini-arc, right? evilas - Yesterday at 11:19 PM I keep on saying "I'll keep watching" but I end up doing a different thing instead no, still haven't watched the final episode they're looking for the "dad" and Koichi's acting a bit strange Bash - Yesterday at 11:20 PM By the end you will have most of the information necessary to truly understand why Okuyasu is the DiU fandom's Special Boy evilas - Today at 11:22 PM tbh I have a feeling Jojo's "we really should get out of here and leave the bow-and-arrow searching until we're healed" is the better option here Bash - Today at 11:23 PM Spoiler: IMAGE (whispers "Here comes a special booooy") evilas - Today at 11:23 PM heheh I love how the intro totally foreshadowed that Koichi would get a Stand. His pose seems like it definitely lacks something. Bash - Today at 11:25 PM Yep! evilas - Today at 11:26 PM still hasn't hatched yet, can't wait to see what it is! (why do I have a feeling they're not gonna succeed in destrowing the bow and arrow on episode 5?) Bash - Today at 11:29 PM Ohhhh yeah. And remember, now that Angelo's defeated we're without the customary charismatic Big Bad. evilas - Today at 11:29 PM yep! ...holy fuck what is that? green monster creature Bash - Today at 11:29 PM Bot that Angelo was exactly charismatic :/ Angelo's kinda DiU's Santana. only much, much less hot evilas - Today at 11:30 PM heheh, yeah Bash - Today at 11:30 PM Green monster creature? evilas - Today at 11:32 PM Attic of the Nijimura house, chained to the floor Spoiler: IMAGE seems rather... nonviolent, actually Bash - Today at 11:32 PM Oh, him. I guess he does look kinda monstrous. evilas - Today at 11:33 PM I mean, you don't see him in full light right now with the right directing, everything can look monstery OH OKAY THEN ...oh okay then so uh why is... Keicho's dad.... like that? Bash - Today at 11:37 PM Backstory forthcoming! JoJos are bad at asking the correct questions most of the time. evilas - Today at 11:37 PM heheh, I noticed Bash - Today at 11:38 PM Araki is here to entertain, he's got no time for exposition evilas - Today at 11:38 PM clearly there's time for feels apparently Keicho swearing as a kid that he'd find a way to let his dad die? Holy shit Bash - Today at 11:39 PM This is JJBA! Think with your heart, not your brain! No, not even in the small-town crime drama/mystery part of the story evilas - Today at 11:42 PM To be fair, the small-town crime drama/mystery is part of DIO's backstory so, makes sense. Bash - Today at 11:43 PM Oh, I'm referring to Morioh town evilas - Today at 11:43 PM (have I mentioned how much I love that it's just, DIO, now? Even in SDC every so often it would be Dio but here, it's constantly DIO) FUCKING DESTROY MY FEELINGS ARAKI WHY DON'T YOU crying at an old family photo and like, all 3 of them trying to hold back tears Random Red Hot Chili Pepper out of nowhere ok then I see how it is, everyone wants the bow? Bash - Today at 11:54 PM It's the maguffin! evilas - Today at 11:56 PM dawww, Okuyasu is indeed a Special Boy pfff, RHCP's user is calling Jotaro and taunting him and accidentally let out the information that he's a student so that'll make him 50 thousand times easier to find, lol I love Okuyasu now he's the best also, best screenshot: Spoiler: IMAGE Gonna watch another one
Spoiler: Episode 6: Koichi Hirose jeez, Araki, way to start us off "Premise: Koichi ran over a cat that was in a bag in the middle of the road. What will happen next?" jeez, who is this guy? was he just staring at the bag this whole time?(edited) .....he's the one who put the cat there, wasn't he? WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MESSED UP As a person who saw, 4 episodes ago, a dog's face being eaten off, THAT IS FUCKING MESSED UP Bash-Yesterday at 11:50 PM I actually hate this episode because it's the exact kind of emotional manipulation that works on allistics but much less so on me evilas-Yesterday at 11:51 PM ah, makes sense Bash-Yesterday at 11:52 PM so for that whole opening scene I'm like "JUST WALK AWAY... YOU GUYS..."(edited) evilas-Yesterday at 11:54 PM Wait, who should walk away? oh, Koichi eh, I definitely get being in shock about something like that, and tbh by the time he figured out that it was the other person's cat he'd already put a Stand on him Bash-Yesterday at 11:57 PM It's frustrating as hell because nobody puts together how fucked it is that a "cat" is tied up in a sack in the middle of the road you wouldn't do that unless you were trying to kill it anyway evilas-Yesterday at 11:58 PM I mean, I'm sure he put together by now the whole "he did this to extort money out of me" ok yeah I'm at the "just fucking punch him in the face" point by now(edited) THERE we go ooookay no, yeah that kind of manipulation would definitely work on me jesus, just tell her the truth! holy shit Ooh, damn! Go Koichi, getting that anime hair and shit Ooh, niiice!! I wonder what it is oh, the sound! Niiiice! Bash-Today at 12:14 AM It's a cute little bug fella FYI, Echoes is named after a Pink Floyd song that has three distinct movements to it. evilas-Today at 12:16 AM huh! Nice! (Also I love how it can totally give people a supportive message) dawww, I love Koichi he's a good boy also a badass Bash - Today at 12:23 AM It is nice to see him do cool stuff. Echoes definitely becomes a character unto itself in time. Like, low-key a fan favorite evilas - Today at 12:24 AM That's good to know also apparently Echoes got localization-nameshifted to Reverb? Which, tbh, is not half bad. but, will continue the tradition of keeping the original names, ofc (stupid copyright grumble grumble) Spoiler: Episode 7: Toshikazu Hazamada next up: someone grabbing a mechanical pencil threatiningly AAAAAAAA Ok context: Someone stabbed a fucking pencil in his eye and then went "oh..." OKAY THEN (mood whiplash ftw: I love the changes to the intro!) Bash-Today at 12:37 AM omg... Ooooh, this should be a fun episode (as localization name changes go, I like Reverb 'cause it's a music term) evilas-Today at 12:38 AM yep! They managed to get a good one for this I love how Tamami's become a genuine fan of Koichi's Still an asshole. But, you know. At least not an evil one. Wtf Jojo, at least be careful when you break into someone's locker when that someone is still at school a... mimic Stand? ooh, damn! Surface? What's that a reference to? oh That's one way to be intimidating just fucking defeat both Koichi and Jojo before you end your introduction Oh thank god, Echoes got a hit which means it looks like he'll think he's causing more damage than he is. That's nice. Awww, I love those 2. Bash-Today at 12:50 AM Josuke is super cool in this episode. evilas-Today at 12:52 AM Josuke helped Koichi out without anyone realizing and then Koichi helped Josuke out without anyone realizing. They make a good team Ok but like "Wow that copy is so exact!" did you like, not see the screw on his forehead? oh. Damn. wow, he's pissed off at his own Stand for being more popular than him? I... kinda feel bad for the guy evilas-Today at 1:04 AM random biker insulting him? ...whoops he heard you, lol. You're screwed now. Ooh! They catch up to them? Yep! Holy shit! Nice going, Josuke! Bash-Today at 1:28 AM We still on Surface? evilas-Today at 1:29 AM Yep! Josuke pulled off 2 awesome ideas first he used a broken bottle to cut off Surface's hand and then he had the idea to get Echoes to trick them into thinking that there was a train coming so they had to go the long way (They're racing to get to Jotaro rn) ...oh shit. Josuke picked up a pen from Jotaro, what's Surface doing? oh well then random biker help! Nice! Sorry I got kinda bleh at the end there, I'm kinda tired
just dropping in to say that one of my favorite tubers is a big JJBA fan :'3 I'll drop his Jojo- FOCUSED videos here, but he'll mention them in other videos too, like he did a nice little demonstration of how character designs convey visual information using Jotaro as an example in his character design video.
evilas-Today at 12:11 AM Now, where was I? I haven't watched anything since last time Oh, right! Episode 8 Whoa, they changed the intro music? or, I guess remixed it? The episode is "Yukako Yamagishi falls in love" Part 1, btw Spoiler: Episode 8: Yukako Yamagishi falls in love Part 1 Bash-Today at 12:17 AM OH BOY Yukako is a weird character. evilas-Today at 12:19 AM OH BOY Bash-Today at 12:19 AM haha They spying on Koichi? evilas-Today at 12:21 AM Yup! And Okuyasu is jealous and Koichi's so happy that a girl likes him dawwww "your face has gotten sharper lately" Please tell me that's a jab at the artstyle it's gotta be Bash-Today at 12:23 AM I don't think it is. evilas-Today at 12:23 AM awww Bash-Today at 12:23 AM Nah, JoJo ain't nearly that self-conscious Well, not the writing anyway No, she's saying she can sense something about him has changed since he started learning how to use his Stand evilas-Today at 12:25 AM I mean, yes but then Okuyasu commented "my face is sharp too!" and like. The artstyle does have pretty sharp faces on most of the Stand users I must be reading too much into it Bash-Today at 12:27 AM Well yeah, because it's a super subjective statement and Okuyasu is doing the "What's he got that I haven't got?" routine evilas-Today at 12:27 AM yeah Bash-Today at 12:27 AM If that were an instance of deliberate fourth wall breakage it'd be the only example on JoJo history afaik evilas-Today at 12:28 AM heh, ok ....GODDAMMIT YUKAKO Bash-Today at 12:28 AM yeeeeahhhhhhh I should point out, this was before Araki learned how to write women characters evilas-Today at 12:29 AM You can't just say "do you hate me?" and then ask "do you love me, then?" and when they don't say yes say "so you do hate me" HOLY FUCK, YUKAKO Koichi, now just..... back away very slowly.... Bash-Today at 12:32 AM There are a couple of cute and likable women we meet later on in part 4, but evilas-Today at 12:33 AM Hey, Josuke's mom is likable EUGH HAIR GROSS AND PROBABLY STANDY Bash-Today at 12:35 AM Oh right, I forgot about her! Yeah, Tomoko is great. evilas-Today at 12:37 AM Y...Yukako..... that is.... that is not how you friends.... yup, that hair is like 95% guaranteed to be Standy ok, make that 100% lol Bash-Today at 12:39 AM You are probably the first person I've known to convert Stand into an adjective evilas-Today at 12:39 AM pfff I mean hey why not HOLY SHIT THAT'S BRUTAL WTF Bash-Today at 12:41 AM I hate that I have to ask this but which brutal thing did you just see her do evilas-Today at 12:44 AM Her? Not much. Her hair? what I'm assuming is the least brutal of the things she's gonna do in this and the following 2 episodes - she set someone on fire and then tied her down so she couldn't move and would've burned to death if Okuyasu hadn't been there and put it out or well, his Stand just erased the hairs and the fire from existence .......wait huh? Koichi wants to tell Yukako that he doesn't like her and Jojo's stopping him? Josuke Josuke no Josuke no that's a terrible idea it won't work "If you tell her you don't like her, that'll just piss her off, what you need to do is act like a horrible boring disenchanting guy in front of her so she'll stop crushing on you" no just. No. GUYS GUYS STOP Bash-Today at 12:55 AM His and Okuyasu's hare-brained schemes are probably my favorite part of part 4. evilas-Today at 12:56 AM HOLY FUCK I EXPECTED HER TO SHOW UP AT HIS HOUSE AFTER THAT BUT NOT LIKE THIS OH NO OH FUCK OF COURSE IT BACKFIRED IN THE MOST SPECTACULARLY BAD WAY Bash-Today at 12:57 AM Of course it did! evilas-Today at 12:58 AM "Let's gossip about how bad he is in front of her so maybe she'll leave him!" -she proceeds to attempt to be "the person to discipline him and make him into a fine man" facepalm "Josuke! This totally backfired!" naaaahhhh, ya think? aaaand of course she just fucking goddammit I love this Bash-Today at 1:01 AM HA best reaction evilas-Today at 1:05 AM OH MY GOD the entire scene was just a) 3 boxes, get the right answer and you eat food, or else you eat whatever is in the box b) "What does 'funky music' mean, as sung by Prince?" c) I would've gone with A, "wild music", but. Koichi got nervous and picked B, "primitive music", which. Translation issues? Anyway d) It was right! Now he gets to eat boiled eggs! e) as opposed to, say, an eraser or a bar of soap It is weird and awful and I love it Bash-Today at 1:10 AM It is indeed weird and awful and opinions on it are highly mixed for this reason evilas-Today at 1:11 AM I mean, I hate it but I love how weird and awful it is so I love it ....... Bash-Today at 1:12 AM I love the surreality of it but I hate how the real-world implications aren't addressed But then that's JoJo evilas-Today at 1:13 AM that's.... the end of part 1 holy fuck Bash-Today at 1:13 AM haha
IT'S NOT A TRUE LIVEBLOG UNLESS THERE'S A RANDOM UNEXPLAINED YEAR-LONG HIATUS MID-ARC NOW, IS IT? Spoiler: Episode 9: Yukako Yamagishi falls in love Part 2 evilas - Today at 2:12 PM oh right I left in the middle of a 2-parter whoops Right, so. Recap: Koichi has been kidnapped and is being forced to do random shit Bash - Today at 2:21 PM Ah yes, this story arc evilas - Today at 2:22 PM Yukako Yamagishi why are phonebooths in anime such tense fucking places? ....also she has a Stand? I don't remember that Bash - Today at 2:28 PM I don't remember when that's revealed either, though I feel like she probably used it at some point before kidnapping Koichi evilas - Today at 2:28 PM .....oh right was she the one who got shot in her bedroom? probably this is why you don't wait a year between sessions Bash - Today at 2:29 PM I... am not a big fan of her as a character evilas - Today at 2:31 PM heheh, using Echoes to yell "I HATE YOU" in her brain over and over is like. The best possible fucking move ........what ....the fuck? I'm.... pretty sure Stands can't just die like that. What the fuck is happening? oh a cocoon He's.... He's become..... HE'S BECOME A DRAGONBALL Z CHARACTER!!!!!!! :P ...oh well that works damn kid's getting his own new badass haircut Bash - Today at 2:39 PM Yeah!! evilas - Today at 2:40 PM noice! ......lol, house gets wrapped in magic hair, "Hey, Jojo, I think it's that one!" damn, what the fuck is happening ....also, uh Jojo Ex Machina when NEVERMIND THEN! Cliff cracking to the rescue! jfkasgggggalsglkjhasñga AASGASDFGSADLHAFDGDAJKL I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE ANTICLIMACTIC "BOING" now that's a heroic exit "cape boingy-boing" this is amazing anyway that was a good ending to the episode
Why stop at one? Spoiler: Episode 10: Let's Go Eat Some Italian Food evilas-Today at 3:17 PM Ok, next episode, let's go! uhh well, that's one sinister-looking chef? .....aaaaaaand restaurant right next to the cemetery. This is certainly. A thing. okay then, so is that some sort of illusion Stand? or culinary Stand? .....OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT FUCKING WATER 2 things: Bash-Today at 3:28 PM Ooo oooooh, yes This episode. THIS EPISODE evilas-Today at 3:29 PM pfff, now I'm excited! a) I love how weird it sounds for him to not know what Mozzarella is, but actually, like, this is Italian mozzarella in a caprese salad, which isn't the same thing b) Buck Dewey voice "I'll have a caprese salad"(edited) I.... love how confused Okuyasu is WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SLEW OF REFERENCES I LOVED IT he is right though, Caprese salad is fucking delicious though it does not cure bad shoulders, that one I know firsthand. Have had it and there was no random dead skin coming off of my shoulder. Though I'll keep an eye out next time :P Bash-Today at 3:43 PM Cheese has never been a big part of the Japanese culinary palate, either evilas-Today at 3:43 PM makes sense Bash-Today at 3:43 PM Not a lot of grazing land to raise milkable critters evilas-Today at 3:44 PM DAMN, I NEED SOME OF THAT MAGICAL CAPRESE SALAD aaaaand he's taking the ball of dead skin. That's not creepy at all. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON REVERTI THE SPAGHERTI! Bash-Today at 3:53 PM It's peak JoJo is what it is evilas-Today at 3:53 PM OH RIGHT ARAKI'S THING WITH DOGS WELP HE'S DEAD . . . what is it with today and anticlimaxes Bash-Today at 3:55 PM evilas-Today at 3:56 PM I couldn't help it Bash-Today at 3:58 PM But yeah I love this epsode because it's just zagging constantly over and over evilas-Today at 3:58 PM that that was amazing Bash-Today at 3:59 PM "Fuck you, we're doing this now" evilas-Today at 4:00 PM what a fucking episode I loved it so much
Spoiler: Episode 11/12: Chili Pepper evilas-Today at 9:27 PM mind if I watch Red Hot Chili Pepper parts 1 and 2 at you? Bash-Today at 9:28 PM Go ahead. evilas-Today at 9:29 PM ok so first off, LET PEOPLE FINISH THEIR VIDEOGAMES @Josuke's mom secondly, that's a fucking N64 playing a fucking NES/SNES-style game Bash-Today at 9:30 PM (Headtilt) Viddy gams evilas-Today at 9:31 PM that is CLEARLY an N64 console Bash-Today at 9:33 PM I would not be able to tell what generation of game he's playing even if I could remember what an n64 looks like off the top of my head evilas-Today at 9:33 PM playing a sidescrolling space shooter which was most popular at least 5-10 years prior the graphics certainly don't look NES-bad so it's probably SNES graphics so we can forgive them for that :P anyway also, I had an N64 throughout my entire childhood, from age 3 to... well, I still have it, even if I haven't used it in 5 years :P Bash-Today at 9:35 PM So he should be playing like... Majora's Mask? evilas-Today at 9:36 PM yeah, or like, Mario 64 or.... Well, you know what would've been a good fit for that scene? Starfox 64 Bash-Today at 9:36 PM Crash Bandicoot? evilas-Today at 9:37 PM ....when is Part 4 set again? that's PlayStation Bash-Today at 9:37 PM Part 4 is set in the mid or late 90s iirc. evilas-Today at 9:37 PM What I mean is, StarFox 64 is the kind of game that you would wanna punch your mom for if she made you die in the final boss(edited) oh then definitely. The N64 came out in 1996 fuck now I wanna play StarFox 64 Bash-Today at 9:39 PM I just checked, it ran from 1992-95, and this was before Araki started setting things in the future evilas-Today at 9:39 PM ah so they probably changed the look of the console for the anime makes sense Bash-Today at 9:40 PM Part 5 takes place in the early 2000s, I believe evilas-Today at 9:40 PM anyway PLOT! Bash-Today at 9:40 PM And part 6 in 2011 iirc evilas-Today at 9:40 PM oh, cool! Bash-Today at 9:41 PM Oh never mind, it is set in the future after all. 1999. evilas-Today at 9:41 PM oh Bash-Today at 9:41 PM Araki why do you do this evilas-Today at 9:41 PM still, there's no way he could've known what it looked like Bash-Today at 9:41 PM Right, in the manga he was probably using a snes evilas-Today at 9:42 PM well, he needed to make sure Jotaro, Joseph, and Josuke all had the right ages anyway are there 2 versions of the opening? well, of the song anyway Bash-Today at 9:43 PM Of the first op? Not that I remember. (Vento Aureo first went to print in 1995 but takes place in 2001) evilas-Today at 9:45 PM huh, neat! http://www.crunchyroll.com/jojos-bizarre-adventure/episode-9-yukako-yamagishi-falls-in-love-part-2-702313 Bash-Today at 9:48 PM Somebody keeps track of these things, I'm sure, but not me evilas-Today at 9:50 PM ahlskjdgsjakhd he really is faster than RHCP expected lol, fixup powers come in handy when you wanna hide a mess I love the in-depth description of how old Joseph is yep I suspected as much They focused on the motorcycle too much for the battery not to contain RHCP nice going! Now just don't let him reach the street lamps really? really. "If you tell me your User's name I'll spare you" what's stopping him from lying? ....oh for fuck's sake Okuyasu don't fall for it OH MY GOD welp yeah that failed spectacularly W E L P W E L P oh my god you guys are SUCH FUCKING JOJOS AND I LOVE IT, Koichi's all "OH FUCK" and you two are just "oh yes, hmm, he is one powerful enemy"(edited) omg that's one way to fix an arm and the Jojos are still being fucking Jojos Onto Part 2! So, they're gonna meet up in the boat it's either Definitely An RC Airplane or Definitely Not An RC Airplane that will be used. I'm betting on the former. Of course he shows up with a guitar djfklgaksjhgdsa "I'MMA TAKE YOU OUT WITH JUST MY PINKY!" "okay." CRACK HOLY FUCK damn, he just pulled a Za Warudo without the timestop, just through speed(edited) oh damn, yeah if he's going through electrical wires he really is travelling at light speed, that makes sense nice going, Josuke! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW WHAT'S GOING ON How'd he get into the ship? that's. Weird. oh fuck OKUYASU GODDAMMIT ...WHOA, NICE FUCKING GOING! yep figured as much, it was a guess awwww Josuke and Joseph being awkward but cute father and son was a good ending
Spoiler: Episode 13: We Picked Up Something Crazy! evilas-Today at 2:46 AM let us begin with Episode 13 aka "wherein we see what the fuck Joseph does and what shape he's in at that age" well, we saw part of it wait, that's the bow and arrow? Wasn't it a lot more decorated and shit? Koichi: "Oh good, everything's solved! It ended up not being that big a deal!" Crunchyroll: "episode 13 of 39" ...about that...(edited) Bash-Today at 2:55 AM Oh... baby stand soon I think Fun father-son activities await When the baby stand arrives evilas-Today at 2:58 AM huh, why does he not want Joseph to talk to his mom but also wants him to go to his house? OH GOD JOSEPH'S FACE WHEN JOSUKE SAID "I'm going to be calling you Joestar-san" this is too emotions(edited) he does make a good point though they just met yo that closeup on Joseph sensing something, I love it, he's still a Jojo despite being eighty-something that sure does look like a baby Stand or, well, tracks made by one, anyway THE "OH MY GOD" MAKES A COMEBACK! IT RETURNS! I AM SO HAPPY! oh? huh That's so weird, an invisible baby I love it OMFG INVISIBLE POOP "Don't spend too much!" - calling it right now, he buys 3 packs of the most expensive diapers oh god they're gonna give him adult diapers aren't they lol ok that was very small amounts of awkward, was preparing for far worse "all of the sizes" of course called it oh god choice paralysis is gonna lead him to buy a fuckton of stuff Y E P OH MY GOD JOSEPH YOU FUCKING IDIOT oh my god the makeup baby is so fucking creepy aaand now he blames his dad for everything. Of course. oh my god JOSEPH WHY ARE YOU SO DRAMATIC YOU KNOW YOU COULD'VE CUT YOURSELF IN LESS EXTREME WAYS RIGHT? Bash-Today at 4:18 AM Lol yeah that was absurd evilas-Today at 4:18 AM "I just wanted to look cool in front of you" JOSEPH OH MY FUCKING GOD You truly have not fucking changed a bit I love him omfg ok, onto the next episode! I liked that one Next up: a 2-parter: "Let's Go To The Manga Artist's House!" Spoiler: Episode 14/15: Let's Go To The Manga Artist's House Bash-Today at 4:22 AM Omg, I forgot that didn't happen until this late evilas-Today at 4:26 AM well, it's not really that late. after being introduced to Hazamada, there was Koichi's kidnapping, followed by the Italian restaurant, followed by the Red Hot Chili Pepper / Joseph arriving arc, and now we're meeting back up with Hazamada it's just that so many of the episodes are double omfg I love how Koichi is just talking about the invisible baby omfg Koichi you fucking nerd "yeah I read manga sometimes, not too big a deal-OH YOU MEAN PINK DARK BOY HERE LET ME GO ON A 10-MINUTE SPIEL ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE IT" anyway, 10 bucks says the author is a Stand user yeeeah that's not sinister at all 4 days to draw a 19-page manga chapter? I'm not saying it was Stands, but it was Stands. of course he loves to study bugs. ...and torture them ..........and..... ....lick their.... innards? wtf Bash-Today at 4:43 AM Araki swears up and down that Kishibe Rohan isn't a self insert evilas-Today at 5:11 AM asjkdflasgd I love how Koichi immediately generalizes to "oh my god the rumors are true, this is truly how manga artists are" maybe Just fucking maybe if he wants to keep it a secret don't fucking take peeks into manuscripts you don't have permission to see? Heaven's Door? dude, you didn't even let Koichi ring your doorbell, much less knock-knock-knock on it :P ....I had to make the joke somehow . .. ...... what the actual fuck "Araki swears up and down that Kishibe Rohan isn't a self insert" yes and everyone believes him clearly "YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH STANDS ARE SO FASCINATING! I WANT THEM WRITTEN INTO A MANGA!" oh so he can write into it too? Interesting! (prediction: he'll be defeated by scratching the "not" from "I cannot attack him") oh, okay, going into artist's anxiety? definitely not a self-insert OWWWW RIPPING OFF A FACE PAGE HOLY FUCK ....holy shit oh my fucking god so he rips out their real memories of him? what the fuck ok but "I lost 20 kilograms all of a sudden?! THIS HAS TO BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND USER!" has got to be the funniest thing. cause yes, it is p much every bit as alarming as Koichi thinks but also the immediate reaction and also the fact that he's right is hilarious huh that's weird Rohan. Is. Fucking. Terrifying. Holy fuck .....fuck it, Part 2 immediately after, no stops Bash-Today at 5:44 AM Yeah, this is the second Stand in part 4 alone that has the ability to be just absurdly powerful and hasn't been used to just destroy fucking everything only by virtue of its user's perosnality evilas-Today at 5:49 AM Ooh, new intro! welp, they rang the doorbell gfdi nothing's the matter clearly Koichi, next time use Echoes to send the message damn ok, so they both got in and... he got Okuyasu and Josuke is terrified and holy fuck damn, holy shit, sorry I'm not typing much but holy shit OH MY GOD THE FUCKING HAIR TRICK IS WORKING?! WHAT THE FUCK HE OVERRODE IT?! OH MY GOD THAT IS THAT IS CERTAINLY ONE WAY TO END IT ARE WE REALLY GOING INTO THE BACKSTORY OF WHY JOSUKE GETS PISSED OFF WHEN PEOPLE DISS HIS HAIR Bash-Today at 6:09 AM Heh evilas-Today at 6:09 AM it's because of DIO that is somehow perfect Bash-Today at 6:10 AM Yep, everything is Dio's fault evilas-Today at 6:10 AM You thought it was a weird quirky thing... BUT IT WAS I, DIO! Jojo.... helped... himself... in the past? cause that wasn't Jotaro that ending oh my god everything about it I loved it so much it was so fucking much
Spoiler Spoiler nah that was just some random guy with a pomp. who he is doesn’t matter, just the fact he did this caused josuke to emulate his entire image and personality around this one random act of kindness.
