shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Alright, it's his hand now. He lets Kation have the hand and only wiggles his fingers a tiny bit.]

 

Comic? Oh please, those villains couldn't accomplish anything.

I've been workin with this pitch for as long as I have been in the business, and works.

Auto bot?

 

Who is this Vos you talk of?

 

*Hanji twiddles their fingers around* Oh no! Your much scarier than a Titan, whatever shall I do?

 

*drops her tail and moves it around to attract the mi* More like your fur is made of clouds, it's so soft.

 

Autobot? I guess the empire did contract before the war started... Eh. [He summons a floating Autobrand over his free hand.] Assuming we're even in the same universe to start with, which now I think of it isn't a given.

Vos is the city I was forged in! What, maybe, or where, not who. I mean, you could argue the Winglord symbolically is Vos, but that's a ceremonial thing, he's still a mech.

 

...not great at names...but i think i've read that there's someone named vos in the djd.

 

Different thing, squishie. It's all deliberate and symbolic 'cuz of the first five cities to fall to the revolution, so fragging pretentious.

 

ah!...i was wondering...that explains it.

 

DJD...? [Confused blinking.] Sorry, never heard of it. Wouldn't be surprised if someone named himself after a city, though.

 

Vos was for flyers, right?

 

Yyyyep. For better or worse. Grounders needed special dispensation from the Winglord or his trinemates to enter the city proper, let alone live there.

 

Aaaah, snobs.

 

Preeeeeeetty much. Vos flew the purple mainly because it slagged the Senate off, honestly-- I didn't pay much attention to politics but even I knew that. Utter scrap, if you ask me, but, well, the past is the past, and I can't exactly work on a better future from the Well. [He shrugs.]

 

[now that they've both had ample time to calm down, dave and karkat go back to sitting in their own little corner of the rave--dave gives thumbs up to both whisper and updraft]

damn i cant even tell if youre trying to roast me or legitimately engaging in polite greetings with the bird

 

Do you dance?

 

[EXCITE BIRB!!!!] Of course! Pole, silk, and aerial both solo and trine! I was picking up some neat grounder stuff before, well-- [he gestures at himself, flickering into a burning blasted-open wreck instead of a neat, intact biped for half a second--] but I wouldn't say I remember enough of it to put on a good show.

 

mii!!! -chase chase hunt! tiny claws might be invoved but thankfully they´re tiny-

-Much pouncing!- No, my fur is made of mi!

 

If he's anywhere as dumb as Burt, it's probably the latter.

 

FUCk YOU!!!

*burt then demonstrates that he knows exactly what the bird is*