General CAT-ter (The Beanery)

somehow this cat embodies all of my earthly experiences

 

my best guesses as to possible earthly experiences:

• being floofy
• food but at what cost
• giant pancakes/naan/blini?
• short glass of water? or is that sour cream or something
• having little white mittens

 

Cat juror
The face of deepest longing
Superior balancing abilities
Something seems a little off here...
Hear me roar

 

I love all of them but especially Sal the juror cat

 

camouflage

 

(I may be spamming this thread a lot in the next few days, I have a stressful trip coming up and cats help me calm down.)

 

More cats is good.

Speaking of, i am being aggressively groomed rn by my cat because i got fly paper stuck in my hair earlier and its hard to get the glue off -_- shes kinda hurting me but i dont wanna interrupt her

 

when i first saw that picture i thought it was someone making do with a lot of cat cushions because they didn't have a cat

BUT THEN, I REALISED THERE WAS A REAL CAT IN THERE

trickery

 

Important:

when cats twitch their ears/paws/tail while sleeping

 

When the nose twitches too

 

Wait for it...

 

I can't wait to watch this when I get home

 

Shorty, at 2:15 this morning: Hmm. Hooman is not moving. I will climb on his head and drape myself over it like a towel.

Me: what the--JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR BUTTHOLE OFF MY FOREHEAD

Shorty: Oh good, hooman is awake now. Cuddles time!

 

A classic trick, the ol' Butthole-On-Forehead Maneuver

 

Inquiring minds . . .
https://theconversation.com/do-cats-purr-when-humans-arent-around-80216

 

Super interesting about the different purrs for eating/other activities; I had no idea.

 

I love the contrast between curving-up cat and curving-down bananas

 

delayed reaction to banana cat: (sarcastically stretches out arms to imitate Halloween Cat Posture)

And now:
an father catto naps adorably with momcat and kittens. he groom the mom, he watch the tiny cats

http://www.boredpanda.com/father-cat-supporting-mother-during-birth/

 

Have you all met Mason?