shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

cant say i know either of those dudes well enough to make a judgement call there
ive got as much context as i do life powers which is to say zilch

 

Burt's the guy that randomly pops up sometimes and tries to destroy the world - or rather, just talks a good game about it without doing shit.

 

"I wouldn't say his game is actually good, Norm."

 

It's only a good game if they're anywhere close to being able to back it up. -completely unimpressed-

 

It's an expression. ... I think.

"Talks a good game about it."

*sighs* Maybe I remembered it wrong...

... he's not, but...

 

knowin who he is and a like one sentence description doesnt give me the deets to gauge his dumbness quotient you feel
that shit requires a fuckin extended field study where you put on the like
gorilla suit and try to scratch your ass just right so they accept you as one of their own
and fuck i just don't got the grant money for that kind of research
so i gotta eat a slice of humble pie and just say i dont have the context for that

also did you mean a big game

 

What's up, losers?!

 

"Hey, Aesma, I just want to thank you again for one of the most beautiful moments of my life." Ford can't help laughing at the memory.

 

*laughs sheepishly* Yeah. A big game. Not a good game.

And I generally judge how dumb people are in the space of three wishes.

 

I can usually tell if they're dumb if they're pointing a weapon at me or not.

 

... so, always, then, since people are either pointing a weapon at you or not pointing one at you. Like that saying about potatoes or whatever... Everything either is or isn't a potato.

 

Exactly! -big smile- If you're not pointing a weapon at me you're dumb because I was grown for war. If you are pointing a weapon at me you're dumb because I was grown for war.

 

*sighs* Why bother with all these algorithms to find out if some fucker's an idiot if most fuckers are, anyway? Seriously? You guys are putting way too much thought into this!

 

... so, it's lose-lose then?

 

...

Are you challenging me to a fight?

 

If she is, it's not just you she's challenging.

 

But nobody else here matters!

 

That's why mine comes out to "everyone's an idiot."

For you. Dummy.

Meet me in the pit bitches.

 

well i mean thatd sort of do it right
whole unforseen consequences selfish shit that has terrible backlash kinda thing
what if they havent made any wishes how dyou judge em then

 

-Aesma punches the ground, opening up a fiery pit.-

YEEEEEAH!