shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Updraft keeps quiet and tries not to think about the Well and what it contains right now. All his cassettes. All- probably all - of his splits. It makes his wings sink down as low they would go and fold together tightly. He can't even remember how many splits they took from him but the war's been so long and he doubts that any of them are still around.]

 

[Maybe (definitely) a little petulant, and absolutely missing the joke:] I don't want a new trine.

[Just grabbing someone is rude, and also Ignis would probably have to stand back up to actually hug Updraft. But he can at least reach out with one arm and offer hugs. Come join the cuddlepuddle, Updraft, you know you want to.]

 

-Oops, theres a ventcat on Updraft. Admittedly, mostly draped over his head like a stylish hat-

 

'M thinking.

 

I dun want a new twin, don't gotta be preachin' to the choir here.

 

[He settles a little. Aliens. Stop expecting aliens to be polite. Stop expecting people to be polite.]

...right. Sorry.

 

I-it's mostly okay... Pocket can have all of my attention! I-if he needs it that is.

 

[He sits down beside Ignis and joins the cuddlepuddle with a grateful little sound. Yes physical contact is good and the sudden addition of Ventcat on his head is strange but also appreciated though for now he doesn't try to pet Kation again]

 

-patpat- Y'r okay.

I always need y'r attention darlin'~

 

[He gives a shakey little smile and opens his arms, offering Pocket a hug. A hug that Pocket would likely need to jump into but that just makes it more romantic.... right?]

 

So you follow a knight's standard of a name?

 

Yesss, I see. This war must have been very brutal then?

It was a roast.

 

-Pocket is not concerned about having to jump, which he does. However he does also knock Sunburner right over in the process-

 

....yeah. Yeah, you two are lucky. [Jealous? Who's jealous? Not this bird.]

[Snugglebirb. Jets don't quite purr, but Ignis's engine rumbles contentedly.]

Mm. Yeah. Looked like it wasn't gonna end any time soon when I died. Ask someone still alive for details.

 

[Double up on the content engine sounds. Bird pile is comfy and nice and has some extra cat but good.]

 

Kation will move around to find the comfiest bit of Updraft to perch on like a (relativly) little statue.

 

[Suns squeaks, only barely managing not to whack his comically oversized propellors off. He gets "revenge" by promptly hugging Pocket as close as he can almost as if he would be entirely okay with stuffing the other one into his torso rather than let go.]

S-sorry??

 

-Pocket does not appear to mind, snuggling into the contact and chirping with delight-

 

Not your fault, mech. [Ignis is in the middle of a cuddlepile, he can't stay salty for long even if it was his nature.]

 

...I know you!

-She perks up.-

I was very sad to hear about... to hear about what happened. With Pick.