shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Pocket peers over Sunburner's shoulder-
Oh yeah, you guys. Sure you were.

 

Pick was nice to me! Most people our age weren't nice to me. Er. Ever.

 

Yeah, agree with that I guess.

 

[Suns looks very very uncomfortable and small.]
Things were difficult... I wasn't trying to be mean.

 

right on
i mean i was just talking about not making snap judgements but from what i hear your whole situation was super fucked so like
hell yeah for getting out of it and shit

damn
rekt

 

You weren't mean, you just...

Moved away whenever we tried to talk.

 

Hydrablaze... said I wasn't allowed to talk to you... :c

 

Hydrablaze is a walking fart.

 

H-Hey! He's my twin y-you... you meaniehead!

 

He's a walking fart, but he's right. I am dangerous and I am bad. Just not because I'm cursed.

 

[He looks very confused.]
I-i m-mean... I've uh. I've slapped someone once? So?? I'm not much better. Um.

 

[From within the cuddlepile, someone is giggling.]

 

-She rolls her eyes.-

Cute, kid.

 

[From somewhere else within the cuddle pile is the soft sound of someone getting elbowed as gently as possible while stille making a point. The point is 'be nice to the kids']

 

[He poofs up, propellor cycling up threateningly]
I can be dangerous! I c-can protect people!

 

I'm sure you can. That's not what I'm talking about.

 

-Shade steps in slowly, a little wary, looking around in the hopes of seeing... well, one particular person let's be real-

 

N-no but you always... always act like you have a-a monopoly on being miserable a-and dangerous and a loose cannon and... Other people have problems too! A-and some of them even have the punchy kind fo problem and they still h-have friends so you don't have to pretend y-you're too dangerous for people to talk to you. That's silly!

 

[Updraft looks up from the cuddlepuddle for a moment just to make sure nobody's parking yet, sees @Shadeswitch of Altihex and stops dead, optics going wide and white and the rest of him goes very still]

 

Are you saying you'd like to be my friend?

-She crosses her arms.-