shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-gentle paw pats on his forehead-

 

-She gives him a vicious kick to the interface panels while he's distracted.-

 

I don't fucking know, but Updraft sure looked like he'd been kicked in the spark!

 

-he grunts in discomfort and scrambles to his feet, now much taller than her- Look, I didn't come here to-

- wait, Updraft...?

 

Well- Well maybe you should have... distracted the guy a-and chaed him off without attacking him???
[He looks faintly nauseated.]

 

[What the frag. Ok he's been talking to Primus before so that shouldn't be so surprise but what the frag??]

[Paw pats much appreciated he's kinda flipflopping between fear, confusion and a grim sense of satisfaction at seeing Lacuna kick Shadeswitch where it hurts]

[Softly] Oh Primus you have no idea....

 

Yeah, so new rule is, you don't look at him, you don't talk to him, you don't sit in his general area. Or you deal with mcfucking me.

 

[He gives a smug, vicious little grin. Yes hello mortal.]

 

-he looks like he's barely heard her, optics staring over her at Updraft again as the pieces click into place. Then he mumbles-
...You're right I shouldn't be here I should leave. Right now.

 

Yeah. Go on!

-She taps the pipe gently against a knee, scowling.-

 

Spoiler: medical abuse things

[Updraft is sort of staring back. mostly he's staring at Lacuna because being defended by someone small is a new one for him. Especially being defended from... well. This. His chest is still hurting, spark seemingly contracting eracticly at the memory of what it felt like the last time. Before he ran off to the 'Cons and never had it happen again. But that last time. And all the times before. Clamps on his limbs to make sure he stays in place, chest plating leveraged open and his spark light reflecting of the ceiling, swirling and then flickering as they...]

 

-he disappears almost before the pipe connects, leaving only a faint whimpering sound behind-

 

-soft comfort purrs-

 

-Lacuna approaches him.-

Did I do the right thing?

 

[He's kind of shaking a little but nods and then reaches a hand out the cuddle pile to hug her because he just... he can't word super well right now, give him a moment or five to sort the processor again] Yes. Thank you. [There is... should he explain? He can't explain this, he can't tell them what they did not... no. Just no.]

 

Right. Well, he's gone now.

 

Thanks. Owe you. [He isn't sure what he's owing but something for sure]

 

-Lacuna looks smugly at Sun.-

 

[Suns has left the area due to an accute case of omnidirectional panic attack. People yelling and threatening violence scares the tiny]

 

-She actually looks disappointed.-