[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Man everyone seems very interested in Jade's sex life for some reason

 

Your voice for each character continues to be amazing!

 

Let's look at the magic statue.



Wow, no wonder everyone's clamoring to talk to Jade and ask probing invasive questions about her sex life! Nearly everyone has some kind of positive favorability rating towards her, even the people jealous of her. Only Rose, Kanaya and Jane would rather avoid her.

And John's pissy we turned him down for sex. Typical!



Oh look, it's another one of my favorite dirk ships. I'm sure it'll end happily and with no one bleeding at all!



Oh man, Davepeta, you gotta shape up! Your girlfriends are starting to forget you exist!





the things I make for this thread...


thanks, callie! please put your clothes back on


ummm



you dont need to be sad about it! i promise im not mad



hee, your head feels so smooth!



trying to have a conversation with literally anyone without being interrupted!! >:o



ugh, YES!! i cant get a moment alone!



nothing strange about two students in bathing suits lying on the school roof, right, john?



i JUST skipped with you last period! i have to go to class sometime, geez



it IS nice not having to bend down all the time to kiss you...



hey karkat! don't be sad, at least no ones tried to kill anyone in awhile



:)

hi terezi!! i like your FLARP oufit --



:O



youre wearing completely opaque leggings



why do you look so disappointed?

 

I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT TEREZI'S FACE
aw tz don't be sad just wear no leggings on the next windy day and make sure to hold your butt right in jade's line of sight. if I know you the panties are bright red and pretty unmissable :D

 

>:D This is amazing oh my gosh your Jade voice is on point.
Who are Dirk & Hal both love-rivalling with Jade over? Dave?
I just. I love this thread so much. It brings me so much joy.

 

Dave. >:3

 

were IN the courtyard numbnuts!!



sure thing aradia

im gonna put this jar of dead things right on my desk!

so hows YOUR sex life since everyone seems to care about that sort of thing?



that...sounds like something youd do, actually

oh, roxy, you have something to add?



awwwww!



im just talking to tavros!! youre not even together and your already trying to control him :|

ugh forget this! if the only way i can have a moment of peace is with a dick inside me then FINE!!

DAVE!



if you start rapping again while youre inside me im kicking you in the butt :)

Spoiler: yiff

:D <3

But Dave wasn't satisfied with doggystyle in the gym storage. He and Jade started humping again by the magic statue when...



john!!



dave!!



since both isnt an option apparently
NEITHER OF YOU!! >:O
you two just need to handle sharing me!



>:(



my answer is if youre looking for monogamy i hope youre prepared to let go of your own damn harem, dave!

 

oh dear! I wonder if threesomes can develope naturally, since the wiki (yes i went wiki bingeing for this game don't judge me :P) suggested it's easiest to deliberately set it up via changeing player character in order to make sure all three partners are dating happily.
(Plus i think 3P is only an option with two girls and one boy but that is stupid and idk how the mod interacts with it)

 

yep, I've mentioned the 3P before. Also you don't get any 3P H scenes anyway!

As for the yaoi mod, it'll crash the game if you try to do anything but homogay sex.

 

the mod should also leanr to play nice and not be so goshdarned difficult :P
any which way, actual h scenes or not john and dave should definitely get along better! (and date! And get threesome triple married to jade)

 

Nepeta wants to talk about food!



i can see where youre coming from but im not sure i agree about your idea of dessert steak



See all those people in the background? Every. single. one. kept trying to talk to Jade at the same time, then Dave or John would come interrupt every interaction and GRRRR!

so YES john! lets get out of here before i bite someones head of!!



And then they got kicked out because Jade wouldn't stop putting the pillows in her mouth and shaking them around while growling.



Also howling. There was a lot of howling.

So we skipped club but WHATEVER



i think you might be the one whos lonely but thats okay

lets have fun! :D



you already used all of yours!



i like the way you think jake!



... :\

okay but only if you promise to keep your hands to yourself!



dofuuuuu



And his singing was really good! Must be that Ampora gene.



that wasnt bad at all eridan!! :D see? youd get a lot more friends if you just stopped being such a creeper!



oh davepeta...if IM lonely?

lets go you big cutie!

 

go get em davepeta!

 

I am glad to see my headcanon that absolutely everyone wants a piece of Jade's fine furry ass confirmed.

 

Bless Jade and her furry ways.

 

Oh my fuck yes. Im dying here. AND THATS HOW EQUIUS FELL IN LOVE WITH JADE.

 

...What if Davepta/Jade.

 

B33

 

meanwhile, in my yandere game: