shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I mean, if you wanna believe it I'm not gonna stop you.

 

[Pettins do not intensify, because that is the opposite of the goal, but Ignis continues stroking with long, smooth movements. Shhhh. The weird boat will be fine.]

 

Hello!

 

[Ignis flips a wing in greeting; one arm is trapped and the other is still busy petting Updraft.]

 

I suppose you're right. I just feel like it's my fault he felt the need to do things on his own, since I'm one of the youngest fighters and medics. Before we got Hun and Sir I was the only one with medical training so I had to do a lot on my own. And I'm worried Lorenzo learned the wrong thing from that. -she sighs-

 

[Pettins are good, pettins are fine, he settles back down again with a soft rumble of engine because there is really nothing he can do to help if Canopy doesn't want to be helped and that's the worst part of it but at least the rest of the rave is distracting]

Helo Archive. [He actually has a hand free to wave at her]

 

You look comfy!

-She smiles.-

 

Thank you, i am [Eyyyy cuddle pile. He looks over to check with Ignis. They could probably invite her? He doubts that she'd join but you never know and lounging about without at least giving her the option to join seems rude.] How are you though?

 

We are!

[One-shoulder shrug. Ig is down for cuddles, it's not like he can get more dead of it.]

 

Oh, um, fairly well.

 

[Still polite to ask him before piling more people onto them, especially considering all the wing coordination this will require]

That is good to hear. Would you like to join us? [He gestures at the growing robot pile he's somehow gotten centered in]

 

Is it... allowed?

 

Yeah, of course.

 

WELL, I MEAN, I COULD TELL YOU IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT IS, BUT I HARDLY FUCKING KNOW YOU AND YOU CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW ME, SO I DON'T REALLY THINK HEAPING ON THE PLATITUDES IS GOING TO HELP.

ANYWAY! YOU CAN TRY AND SET A BETTER EXAMPLE *NOW* AND HOPE HE TAKES AFTER THAT, AND YOU CAN GIVE HIM POINTERS AND HOPE HE LISTENS, BUT WIGGLER OR NOT HIS DECISIONS ARE HIS TO MAKE AND HE'S BOUND TO FUCK UP NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CLUCKBEAST LUSUS HIM.

BUT THEN AGAIN! I AM *SINGULARLY* UNQUALIFIED TO GIVE INFORMATION ON RAISING WIGGLERS OR LEADING FRIENDS, SO MY OPINIONS ON WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A HYBRID OF BOTH NEED TO BE TAKEN WITH A HUNK OF SNACK MINERAL BIG ENOUGH TO CHOKE TO DEATH ON

 

Valiska sighs. "Well," she says, "if you're all kids, none of you should be doing what you're doing. But try and see it from his side. If everyone else has to do awful, difficult, dangerous things, he might not feel good about himself if you don't let him do what he thinks is his share of the rough stuff. You can only protect him so much. It's good that you want to protect him, and it's good if you try to protect him. But don't be too hard on yourself if he feels like he has to pitch in and you can't actually stop him from doing so. You're not an adult, either, and you can try to be responsible to him and to the others in your group, but you can't really be responsible for him. I'm glad that you want to be, but you shouldn't be in this position either. If there is an adult in your group, they need to be trying to get all of you kids out of this mess."

 

As you see, yes it is perfectly fine. [He's aware that Archive is very shy and that her own carrier coding is not working double shifts the way his is, but cuddle piles are just nice and should happen more often and include more people]

 

He's back, he's in a black crop top and he's cut his hair into an undercut with bright blue dye. It won't last after a shift but that's fine, it was for fun. He's wearing super tight black jeans with massive holes in them, they look like he must have painted them on. He's wearing a heavy looking spiked collar with a D-ring, and he looks very unamused at being here again.

"Seriously? I was watching my fucking shows."

 

[dave points a thumb over his shoulder]
sex dungeons thataway
or i guess it could be a punk concert in which case rock on
anyway what happened to nakey nakey eggs and bakey not that im complaining about the choice to go for clothes

 

"Fuck you, man. I was eating cheetoes and laughing at the news. This is just how I dress." He rolls his eyes before sighing, "And not naked because fuck you, that's why."

 

tbf i cant really judge i wore the same pajamas for like three years straight
can you imagine the sweat stank if they werent magic selfcleaning jammies
the essence of dave extracted from that could wipe out nations
also im pretty sure being naked is more likely to end in fuck you than not being naked but if you really like quick and dirty i guess i cant fault you for that

[he summons a bag of cheetos and tosses it towards omega]