Spoiler: nsfw If you're looking for another hit of this drug, the keyword you want is 'boytaur'. I... cannot handle describing the written erotica scene that goes with these, but it made an impression that's lasted for over a decade. j/k the most memorable detail is that boytaur jizz makes you stretchy. Stretchy enough that, say, you can stretch a guy's asshole wide enough that you can stroll right on inside
... I keep reading that but I'd like to point out that if the airbag deploys towards your head, the steering wheel is badly positioned and it's going to cause injuries anyway. It should deploy towards your chest, encompassing it and your head. This is still stupid because high-velocity rocks are almost as bad on your chest as on your head, though.
I like the power of bad photoshopping giving the middle boy an extra arm growing out of his neck. At least I assume it is not intentional for him to have an odd number of arms.
Variable amounts of arms are a thing that happens! I've seen two, four, and six with some regularity. Odd numbers do Bother me, but it's not terribly unusual to see (I'm not sure what's up with the first guy, but I'm assuming the second was from a porn/whatever image where the person embracing the guy from behind got cropped out.
Spoiler: nsfw *looks at this* ...sigh *throws another absurd kink on the pile* it's like 4 people fucking at once but with less difficulty coordinating consent!
I kinda like it, aesthetically. symmetry is nice but having just a few uneven or oddly placed bits really pushes it past plain weird into straight up hard to look at.
It bothers me just because it looks like bad shopping rather than the number of arms being inherintly terrible. If you're gonna have extra arms for tenderly cupping your nips at least put them someplace sensible. Though from what I have seen of photoshopped weird porn it seems hard for folks to make stuff that looks sensible and good. Gotta be into cursed images alongside your niche kink
It is a figure of a man on a skateboard that I think is actually supposed to be a surf board. It's some touristy piece of weird kitsch that one of my siblings acquired somewhere in South America many years ago.
OH MY GOD?? i was seeing a spindly hairy monster like this i didnt even realize the "eye" was an ear wtf
As someone who covers everything I own in stickers and sequins and yes, stones and crystals... and that "everything" absolutely includes my car... I have to say this is the worst example I have ever seen of someone personalizing their stuff with shiny things. Firstly, even though this isn't a great quality image, you can SEE the glue ALL OVER that steering wheel!!! Most kindergarten noodle-craft projects aren't this messy. Secondly, as someone who uses crystals, I don't think that person has the first fucking CLUE about how to really use crystals for "cleansing" or for anything else in the category of new age hocus-pocus. And THIRDLY, even if they DO know a little bit about how to use those things properly, they have absolutely no eye whatsoever for design. Look at those fucking things, there is NO sense of color or symmetry or anything that suggests this was done with any amount of thought or care. Personally, I think they got those stupid rocks from a toy store or someplace like that where you can pick out tumbled stones for like $5/bag.
AHAHAHA that is amazing! No, your fabulous proboscis there is an arm, the dude is crouched down riding his plank of whatever. XD
AGREED. As someone who spent a good hour carefully organizing the buttons on her new backpack, I am offended.
You may think this hymnal cover is too tame to be a truly cursed image, but you know what? I've had to look at the blasted thing almost every Sunday for the past two years and it's enough to make you doubt the existence of a loving God. Look at those altar candles. On the left, from top to bottom, they go red-green-red. On the right they go red-red-green. I don't care if red is closer to a normal flame colour than green, there ought to be a balanced alternating pattern there and there isn't. This is the devil's work. Satan himself designed this cover and then put it in my church to tempt me to the sin of Wrath, and also the sin of throwing books across the room and setting them on fire. #actual feelings about this cover only slightly exaggerated #why must artists other than me make design choices that i don't approve of? #whinge cry moan complain Edit: I can't tell right from left.
OH MY GOD, my parents' church has (or at least once had--we didn't use it much because the choir director favors more classical church music, so idk if they still use it at all) this exact same hymnal, and I remember that Bothering Me even as young as like, eight. It wasn't balanced! If they were gonna make all the flames red, couldn't they have made all the candles red and kept the altar cloth the same color on both sides?? It would've looked fine!!
I have only the most minimal formal training in graphic design and it still only took me five minutes to improve this cover.
