that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Thank you, @KarrinBlue , for linking this monstrosity at me.

 

small town radio news anchor's vacation was disrupted by a single bird

He dutifully wrote the story for the morning news... but put it into the software titled as "STUPID RAVEN" once the power company confirmed that a bird somehow fucked up the power line or whatever. Found this out because i know the morning news anchor at one of their sister stations and they share the same news system.

Its basically only funny to me because this apparently just popped up in the news software like stories usually do, but normally theyre completely normal serious titles like "OUTAGE UPDATE"

"STUPID RAVEN"

It sounded like a normal news story but knowing he had to delay his flight or whatever because of this bird... i can just imagine the guy frustratedly sitting at the keyboard after getting off the phone with the power company. It started off like, "a careless bird is to blame if you couldnt get your coffee maker started this morning" and it just cracks me up

 

Chicken Danglers

 

that sounds like innuendo

 

...whatever the hell that is, it's fabulous.

 

Google sez Lady Amherst's pheasant.

 

So, uh...are they single? I think I just found my soulmate.

 

Asdfghjk

Sküle

 

This whole post is a wild ride, and probably even more so for anyone who reads Finnish.

 

My mom bought some off brand lucky charms called happy shapes and i get the giggles whenever i think about it

 

so for anyone who's seen the Double King animation, that animator did a video for Vice's party legends and it's... very something

my fave part is probably the narrator's big ol' submarine sandwich shoes flopping around

 

(more here)

 

Spoiler: casual joking about meds/mental illness/suicidal ideation

The Effexor one is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.

 

An assortment of YouTube Thingies, brilliantly mocked.