shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He nods mutely. Oh no what a cutie.]

I am Updraft, formerly of Polyhex, currently of the TEAM. Nice to meet you.

 

-she glows and claps, delighted- Yes I am! Caer says I'm more charming if I keep my mouth shut!

Nice to meet you! I've seen you on the ship! Are you past Updraft?

 

Oh. I... I suspect so? At least I don't remember meeting you before, I fear. [Oh no, still how cute. He wonders who her parents are, since they're apparently part of the TEAM? Or will be in the future? Ah yes dreamspace timelinery]

 

Errr..... why don't you ask your Caer or Sire?

[Traitor! Deceptiscum! Motherboardfragger!! Scanner makes a rude gesture behind Hippolyta's back.]

 

It's okay! You'll meet me soon! Everyone will! -Hippolyta he's probably not even in the right universe to meet you-

-The Biggest Pout- You said it! You should tell me!
-possibly alerted by @Ignis of Vos' giggling, she turns and points right at him-
You tell me!

 

[That's totally not ominous or anything, but] I am looking forward to it. [Hippolyta's just very sweet and well, she's small and young and his carrier coding is bouncing up and down in excitement]
[He ducks behind Ignis, wings shaking in decidedly suppressed giggles. There you go you did, well done Ignis now you gotta give the little one The Talk]

 

[Scanner to turns to @Ignis of Vos, grinning rudely]
Yeah, you tell her.

 

[Ignis is indeed still laughing, at least partially at Scanner., but he manages to collect himself enough to explain] A spark is basically a big ball of feelings, right? So sometimes if people really trust and care for each other, they'll touch sparks to make each other feel nice for a while.

 

-pacified by being given an explanation, Hippolyta mulls this over and nods-
I can make Scanner feel nice! I belong in his chest! When I have all my kibble I'll get in! I'm the Matrix!

 

Nnnnnope sweetspark it's an adult kinda feeling nice and Uncle Scanner really wants his helm to remain on his neck, yeah? No need to slag the CMO off.

 

He's gotta agree, though! And it sounds like he doesn't right now.

 

Adult nice? Like- in-ter-face?

-pouts- I want him to!

 

He bounces away, wiggles his butt, and then tosses the ball into the air. While he's trying to be all smooth and tease Missha he manages to completely eat shit and end up getting bonked by the ball on the nose. This makes him stumble and huff, bark-yelling at the ball as it rolls away.

How dare you good sir.

 

[Oh Primus] Yes that sort of adult nice.

And if he refuses you can't push him to say yes, that would be bad. You will just have to wait it out or find someone else. Pressuring people is mean. [He's actually not had any sparklings before, his cassettes were already adults when he met them and well his own splits... never got a chance]

 

Yes it's an interface thing and the answer remains no. C'mon princess don't do this to me, you're the only nice one around.

 

-met with the same arguments she usually gets to attempt to teach her regard for others, Hippolyta exvents hugely and pats Scanner's chest-
Okaaay. I won't. You shouldn't be sad.
-she snuggles into Scanner properly and affectionately nuzzles at him-

 

Yes, like interface, which is why you shouldn't push him for it.

 

[He hugs her close, nuzzling her helm briefly]
I'm never sad, you know me, just a walking ray of sunshine, sweetspark.

 

[Updraft looks at him because the most baldfaced lie he's heard in his entire function. Scanner is, for the most part, a ray of pain directly to the processor]

 

[Scanner gives Updraft another glare, the one universally known to everyone ever as NOT IN FRONT OF THE KID]