shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He wasn't even planning on saying anything and just snuggles back down into the pile. he's totally not jealous that Scanner wants to hug someone else, that'd be stupid]

 

[Snugglehug for the new friend! Ups looks like he needs one.]

 

[He virtually always needs hugs so yes that's good. He snugglehugs him back] Thanks [It's most kind of muffled but there's some relief in it]

 

I gotcha, mech. No big.

 

Still, thank you. [His platting settles down with a little almost-jittery sound. He's ok, he's fine, this is good and he just needs a moment but he's glad that nobody's asking what's wrong with him because the words are sort of stuck on his tongue and he doesn't... there's little ones around who shouldn't hear that, it would upset Scanner probably, so just... no.]

 

[Aware of jet, petting jet. Would it be weird to ask him what's got him so riled? Probably. Find a different topic.]

...d'you know why the one's so tiny?

 

[He could probably comm him, if comm lines are a thing for the dead?]

Hippolyta? She seems to be a youngling. Not quite a sparkling anymore, and going by what she said she is something like a cassette; meant to go into someone's chest so she has to be able fit in and can't be very large. [He gestures at his own chest] You can fit a bunch of cassettes into your standard issue carrier.

 

I'm a that thingy

 

[Whelp that one's new....] What 'thingy'? Also Hello.

 

Mi? I´m a mi!

 

Huh. Guess that makes sense, if she's still growing into her frame.

 

Yes. But even so, if she is something like a cassette, she might not be much larger than Nichrome even when fully grown. [He gestures at Nichy, still fast asleep on his lap. awww.]

 

Cassette, i go into people's chests I guess. DUNNO my carrier was dead when I found him.

YOU. you're a you.

 

Am a Mi! -nods-
You´re a cassette? You play music?

 

Oh. Oh that is terrible, I am so sorry. What is your name? [aaand time to squash those bits of coding again, his head is already starting to hurt something fierce. Joys]

 

DUNNO? I know I record things! ALL THE UNDERWATER THINGS. Find energon, eat rocks, record fish. Final one is a choice, I like fish.

REQUIEM! Is it terrible? I wouldn't know, never knew him really! Fucking cold constructed abomination, that's what people say though?

 

Peeps is wroooooong booboo, you should know better by now.

 

No!

 

Eat fish mi? Fish taste good!

 

CUTIE FACE *Climb flop*

Noo, fish are too pretty to eat mostly. I like whales too, they make very pretty sounds.