shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Hello Requiem and well it can be bad? Depending on if you were bonded in some fashion? [Granted he's never heard of a cassette/carrier pair that wasn't bonded but you know, strange things happen] But people calling you an abomination is just wrong. And rude.
But yes fish are interesting [Not that he's ever watched them closely but generally, they are. Very streamlined and fast]

 

Mi? -a very confused little mi- But taste good? Do you eat pretty sounds?

 

Alright [his wings rise a bit in surprise. He's clearly not quite used to that sort of reaction from Archive.] It was just a question, I didn't mean to upset you.

 

Dunno, we were all bonded and then dumped into the ocean. Boring though, the fish and whales were interesting though. I like underwater things! I record them, follow them. MAPPED A WHOLE GROUP OF BIG WHALE THINGS!! I know where they go each season!

No, silly, energon and ROCKS. ROCKS WITH ENERGON!!!

 

[Like an angel, one leg rises from the tangle of limbs. This is Scope's contribution to the ongoing conversations.]

 

Rocks aren´t food! Mi can´t eat rocks.

 

I'm not upset!

-She's clearly very upset.-

 

*The leg is now wrapped in a single tentacle. No escape*

NEITHER CAN I! Doesn't stop me!

 

Mi? -confusion intensifies- why eat rocks if you can´t?

 

The cronch

 

-manifests and tries to eat a rock, spits it out and makes a tiny face-
Miii! Taste bad.

 

That sounds very interesting. Would you share your mapping? In exchange for [He tries to think of something] Would you rate freshwater mollusks interesting?

[Yeah she's obviously upset and he's not quite sure how to fix it beside extended a hand to offer pets and...] Is there something you would like to talk about? Like carrier things? [Because hey they are both here, and he's just trying to distract her now]

 

THE CRONCH

Yes! YES. I LIKE ANIMALS.

 

Popcorn is crunchy! -the mis manifests a popcorn kernel, then manifests a larger one for Requiem. Meaning a popcorn kernel as large relative to Requiem as the normal sized one is to the mi.-

 

[!!! yes good, someone else to nerd with] He summons a projection of the freshwater mollusks he's been breeding] These are native to a planet I know, very interesting creatures as long as you don't get the slime into your finger gears.

 

Like what?

 

Well that depends on what exactly you want to know? I am not sure how much of the Caminus background is applicable to a Carrier from Cybertron but I am willing to answer basically all questions. [Though depending on what Archive asks, typing it out on a datapad may be less upsetting for some people]

 

What did you do before the war?

 

I was for the most part flying transports. My alt is a freight plane, and well, functionalism. Though admittedly it wasn't that bad and I enjoyed the flying and getting to see different places all the time instead of being stuck in one city all my life.

 

Which city was your favorite?