Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. No, I meant the religion thing. I'm not Jewish, and Challah seems to specifically be a religious thing, I don't want to offend anyone. But if it's okay for me to eat it I'd love to try it sometime!
     
  2. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    My experience is food is almost always a shared thing no matter the culture. if you finds it for sale or someone offers it to you, you're fine.
     
  3. 4ppl3m1nt

    4ppl3m1nt here to bring #content

    sorry but apples are only good with nothing and when they're green and so sour it numbs your mouth
    or in juice
    /apple out
     
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  4. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    APPLE JUICE WAS THE BANE OF MY YOUNG LIFE

    WHY ARE CHILDREN GIVEN APPLE JUICE WHO WOULD DO THAT TO A CHILD
     
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  5. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    because it's delicious.
     
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  6. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    I still rly like apple juice, it's a really quick revive potion for me. hydrates and besugars me!
     
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  7. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    White grape juice is better, orange juice is best.

    Oh, heres a question. If you like oh ran gee joo see which is better, pulp or no pulp?
     
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  8. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    pulp. All the pulp. I want entire fucking oranges in my glass when I pour it out.
     
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  9. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    If I have to have the Suffer Citrus Juice, I prefer pulp. Grapefruit juice is the ideal Suffer Citrus Juice but orange will do in a pinch.
     
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  10. I prefer juice without pulp for the same reason I don't like crunchy stuff in my sandwiches. Juice/soft drinks/water/tea should be liquid and not have bits in it. Sandwiches are supposed to be soft and chewy and not have hard bits in them.
     
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  11. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Pulp is the worst and a textural nightmare. Either I eat the orange whole or I want the juice not some mixture
     
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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    PULP

    Same tho, even though it doesn't seem to bother me with things in juice.
     
  13. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    i hate orange wedges that are cut. then i have to interact with the peel and its dumb and a stupid way to eat an orange. i like them fresh off a tree ( my middle and high school years i lived with 48 citrus trees) and peeled into segments, then the segments must be cleaned perfectly of little white bits and seeds popped out, THEN the segments may be enjoyed. whole. who the fuck bites into segments

    orange juice must absolutely be free of pulp. i am a very textural person. i can't even eat apple sauce unless its in a serving size cup because i get distracted by the little brown bits of cinnamon or....i dunno, stem or something. not the cinnamon specks, those are fine. unsweetened applesauce and mango or strawberry flavored ones are absolute nos.

    and since I'm talking about fruit, i HAVE to be able to see the ingredient list before ordering a smoothie. bananas bother the hell out of me. they are Not Allowed. i can always tell they are in there. banana bread, strangely, is normally fine. especially with chocolate chips baked in.
     
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  14. 4ppl3m1nt

    4ppl3m1nt here to bring #content

    Depends on the type of juice, for the example, I hate orange without pulp, but grapefruit i will drink in any way, as long as it's not sweetened.
     
  15. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    God, yes, I hate bananas and it makes it SO HARD to order smoothies because so many smoothie places put them in EVERYTHING. ;_;
     
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  16. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    No pulp. I have no desire to chew my juice.
     
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  17. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    me at home juicing my 48 trees worth of citrus:

    *takes out glass*
    *puts a coffee filter in a wire sieve* (more often paper napkins cause for some reason i never used coffee filters? terrified of parents getting mad at me for wasting them probably)

    *watch it drip for three minutes*
    *consume*

    i didn't drink orange juice very often because it was a hassle and our juicer oranges weren't as tasty as our tangerines. but dang did we juice and freeze a lot.
     
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  18. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Orange juice should be basically the orange without the peely parts. Just put a whole ornage in there fucker, do it.
     
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  19. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    but pulp is such sensory hell ;-; why is there solid in my liquid, incorrect
     
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  20. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I couldn't find the photo of the orange juice pulp spectrum so that people could indicate their preference, but I did find this delightful photo

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    (mind you those are clearly tangerine segments)
     
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