shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Afterglow's filched cube of energon has mysteriously become rust balls. Look, mildly differing opinions! Let's watch them fight in the rubble of society!]

 

Thank you! An rest assured I am not offended in the slightest! -sits down for a good nibble-

 

Yeah, San Francisco.

 

Certainly would make my job easier. No one needs to give me their documents for me to file them. -the sarcasm is real-

 

Huh. Think I might have run into one of you when I was over that way.

 

IT'S EVIL!!

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It´s a massive security leak.

 

I know! It's all just right there for the taking.

Yes, yes, good job, you've caught up with the rest of the class, we Decepticons are quite evil.

 

it seems i have
struck a nerve

 

THAT TOO!!
`_´

What?
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No, Decepticons are COOL. Soundwave/Starscream OTP.
^_^

 

Waaaaaaait... Are you-- HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE!
*Fanboy mode: Activate*
YOU'RE AIDEN PIERCE AREN'T YOU? YEAH! It was me! I'm the one who helped you! Marcus Holloway holy shit man it was an honor.

 

EEEEEVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!

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Wait what?
?_?
!_!

DUDE DUDE DUDE IS IT REALLY OH MY GOD MARCUS!!!
!_!
*_*

 

[They have not yet invented a word for the level of confusion, terror, and discomfort that flashes across Aiden's face for a few brief seconds. What.]

Uh. Thanks for the help, really got me out of a tight spot there. Is there... a reason you're this excited to meet me? Usually people aren't.

 

-shocked robot noises- What?

 

It seems you did

I´m glad you approve.

 

Starscream/Shockwave/Soundwave/Megatron command OT4 slowburn coffeeshop AU?
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Oooooor are we feeling more the Starscream/Skywarp/Thundercracker sex pollen PWP don't like don't read AU today?
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^_~

More of Josh's thing than mine, along with the Gundams and W40K shit he and Marcus geeks out over, but yeah, Autobots are LAME.
>_>

 

Uhh?? Duh!? The whole thing in Chicaco! The CTos hack and all the shit you've done breaking up sex trafficking! You're a fucking legend my man, a proverbial Hacker Hero. You and Ray Kenny sit in the hall of fame and shit, Ray won't tell me fuck about how much he knew about you! I mean sometimes if we get him really high but usually he goes on and on about Frewer which is cool but I actually care so much more about The Aiden Pierce.

*Too geeked out to make fun of Wrench*

 

The Chicago Blackout? Really?

[Aiden.exe has failed.]

This must be how T-Bone felt when he met Clara. Listen, that really wasn't-- I mean the trafficking thing is true, yeah, but the blackout wasn't intentional. It was an unfortunate endstate to something that didn't have anything to do with Blume at all. I'm... glad that I could do something that you think helped but it's not impressive. At all.

 

One, why a coffeeshop, two, I´m not touching Megatrons spike with a 30 foot pole and three, do I want to know what sex pollen is?

 

One: Because it's a fandom standard! Listen, it's either the coffeeshop AU or the hogwarts AU, I don't make the rules.
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Two: His SPIKE? REALLY? That's the best name you guys could come up with?
@_@

Three: Probably not. But I will tell you, sex IS involved.
>_>
^_^