shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'm not jealous!
>_<

I just don't get to go on cool murderventures with you...
;_;
/_\

A traitor, I tell you!
!_!

 

You never ask? I also don't kill people like ever if I can help it?

 

Pudding, pudding, pudding, or flan.

Thank you! Seriously, it's nice to have someone who can appreciate a goddamn joke around here. Not no-humor Holloway or fucking cry-more-about-my-family Pearce. Nobody gives me the respect I deserve.

 

... I'll give you flan if only because that's an evil fucking dessert.

 

If you want dessert that bad, you could just make it exist you know.

 

I'm used to just hitting people who disrespect me.

 

[Encrypted: Alright. Tell me if he gets problematic]

-grins and shoves him playfully- Poor neglected Wrench, you never get to kill anything. However will you deal?

 

EVER *BEEN* ON AN ALIEN PLANET?

 

Well yeah, but you're always doing important stuff and I don't want to get in the way or, y'know, hit you accidentally with a bomb?
;_;

Also it's not a murderventure without murder. Then it's just parkour.
^_^

Hey! My feelings are DELICATE!
@_@
#_#
[He hip checks her right back.]

You gotta give me attention and validation, chop chop!
^_^

No warpspeed or wormhole travel yet, so my sex pollen fanfic will remain fanfics for years yet. But somewhere out there is a planet, that fucks, and I'm gonna find it. Someday...............
._.
o_o

 

Lissa laughs. "We actually do go into season, you know," she says, and walks up to him to see if he'll give her a cuddle. "And that sounds like fun. As long as everyone you're with is fun." She smiles at Marcus with her best look-at-me-I'm-five-foot-spit-and-a-hundred-pounds-soaking-wet-I-am-not-a-threat-see-I-am-not-being-sneaky smile. "It's good to see you two."

 

It can be alright if it's made well, but the mass produced stuff is always shit.

Hey, that's true, isn't it? [There is now an ice cream bar behind him. It's all variations on mint chocolate chip.]

Well, I do that too, but usually it's less 'hit' and more 'remind them why I get to charge as much as I do and the ramifactions of annoying me'. Unless they're dumbshits who go and kill themselves on my car, at which point you really can't fix stupid.

 

"Well, if you really want to go, there are a lot of interdimensional travellers here," Ford says mildly. He's not going to say anything else for now. He always seems to put his foot in his mouth with Marcus.

And then Lissa pouts.

A lot.

 

Delicate as a dumptruck. -playfight? playfight. time for noogies-

 

Valiska sighs, a little deflated. "Well..." She sighs. "It's true, the four billion years of war don't sound so awesome. I'm just wondering how we could go from this to that."

 

Well howdy doo to you two too!
^_^
[He slings an arm around her, and then turns so they're both facing Sitara.]

This is Sitara, she's bad as fuck and super chill to boot. I think you two would get along.
^_~

HEY I CHANGED MY MIND SHE'S TERRIBLE AND THE WORST!!!
!_!
>_<
[Now he's bent in half, with his head under Sitara's arm and his arm still wrapped around Lissa. Oh, the sufferings of a young man surrounded by pretty women.]

 

... there is a Temple of Procreation on Chorus. You turn it on and people, well... procreate.

I wasn't there for that, and it wouldn't have done shit for me if I was, since I was an AI in my daughter's armor - long story - my entire time on the planet.

 

Uuuuh, it's easy. Force is really great for demanding equality until it isn't.

 

"Hi Sitara, I'm Lissa. I was an assassin, but now I'm a chaos sorceress and the baddest-ass housewife and rose-gardener of Gravity Falls." She snuggles right into Wrench's side. Damn he smells good. Almost as good as Ford.

She is not going to think about the fact that his genetic makeup is probably different from Ford's (as is Marcus's for that matter) and that if they could trip the two of them up during her next season maybe she'd have kits that would live to be born, because they tried it with his brother and that was just as big a bust as it was after the only time she and Ford made it work on their own. Because she is not going to think about that. No. It would trip them out anyway.

Damn it, she is thinking about it.

She has got to stop that shit. They have Jezebel. But Jezebel is in college now and kits are so cute.

Pay attention to Sitara. They probably will get along after all. Sitara looks cool.

 

Valiska nods wearily. Why does she always have to come back to reality, even here of all places? "Like I said, there's a reason I watch out for Tainell, because he lets me. Akallabeth would let him do whatever the hell he pleased if he went off on a tear."

 

Maybe every mech worshipping the ground he walked on went to his head. Maybe he decided stepping on others is ok as long as he´s doing the stepping.
Eith way I can tell you the Megatron I knew was anything but divine.

-smiles at her- Or that.